Dumbest Lyrics Ever?

[binnie]

Another Hagar "classic"

There's only one way (To Rock)

"I heard it called by different names, all over the world but it's all the same
There's so many ways to make love, a million ways I've been thinkin' of
But There's only one way
There's only one
there's only one way

To Rock"

Etc etc.....

[binnie]

Limp Bizkit "Break stuff"

"I pack a chainsaw, I'll skin your ass raw"

oooo I'm terrified...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by binnie
Limp Bizkit "Break stuff"

"I pack a chainsaw, I'll skin your ass raw"

oooo I'm terrified...

that sounds funny!

[Padre Atilio]

I think we have a winner - Up For Breakfast sucks more than anything else...

Many great songs were written with shitty lyrics bu who cares if its good then its good

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away-get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen

Repeat verse 1

[jslav06]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away-get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen

Repeat verse 1

So what if he likes tigers? You find something that sounds like it would kinda rhyme with diver that sounds badass.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by jslav06
So what if he likes tigers? You find something that sounds like it would kinda rhyme with diver that sounds badass.

Tiger
Diver
Divin' into the fuckin' water yeah clap your hands
[solo]

[binnie]

Originally posted by Padre Atilio
I think we have a winner - Up For Breakfast sucks more than anything else...

Many great songs were written with shitty lyrics bu who cares if its good then its good

Yep, I would be more than happy if that won!

However, I think the lyrics in Dreams are the worst ever by a long long way....

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by binnie
Yep, I would be more than happy if that won!

However, I think the lyrics in Dreams are the worst ever by a long long way....

This beats it:

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

I see you - the only one who knew me
And now your eyes see through me
I guess I was wrong
So what now? It's plain to see we're over,
And I hate when things are over -
When so much is left undone

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

[Mr. Vengeance]

What kills me is that Spammy used to make a big production about singing "Jump" because he was "a lyricist"...yet the trash he wrote is among the worst ever!!!

Yeah Mas Tequila, assholelips!!!!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
What kills me is that Spammy used to make a big production about singing "Jump" because he was "a lyricist"...yet the trash he wrote is among the worst ever!!!

Yeah Mas Tequila, assholelips!!!!

I hate it that he sings Jump, Panama, and the other DLR songs. It sucks. I wonder if DLR would sing Yankee Rose if VH reunited.

[binnie]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
This beats it:

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

I see you - the only one who knew me
And now your eyes see through me
I guess I was wrong
So what now? It's plain to see we're over,
And I hate when things are over -
When so much is left undone

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

Wasn't that band called Deep Blue Something?

Holy shit, why do the shit songs always stickin your head?

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by binnie
Wasn't that band called Deep Blue Something?

Holy shit, why do the shit songs always stickin your head?

very good question.

My friends and I love to impersonate the retarded zombie dude in 5 Magics who does a "duet" with Mustaine.

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
I hate it that he sings Jump, Panama, and the other DLR songs. It sucks. I wonder if DLR would sing Yankee Rose if VH reunited.

I wouldn't even want him to. IF they ever smarten up and get back on the road, I want only the CVH. The show needs to be at least 2 1/2 hrs long and they need to play just about everything. They can leave out Sunday Afternoon in the Park if they want......

Eddie has to cut his solo down to a few minutes. We don't need more than a couple of Alex. The bassplayer doesn't have to fight to the death with his bass! These things take up time from the SONGS.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
I wouldn't even want him to. IF they ever smarten up and get back on the road, I want only the CVH. The show needs to be at least 2 1/2 hrs long and they need to play just about everything. They can leave out Sunday Afternoon in the Park if they want......

Eddie has to cut his solo down to a few minutes. We don't need more than a couple of Alex. The bassplayer doesn't have to fight to the death with his bass! These things take up time from the SONGS.

Bassplayer doesn't need a solo. It's boring. Alex doesn't need a solo.... also boring. Ed doesn't need a solo.... there is one in every song.