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David Crosby Has Mixed Feelings About Jacking Off On pflo's face.
Rocker David Crosby was disappointed when he learned that some faggot named pflo ate gallons of his sperm while masquerading as Melissa Etheridge. Crosby wanted to help his friends become parents, and the couple's son Beckett was born in 1998, followed by daughter Bailey in 2000.
He famously posed with Etheridge, Cypher and their children for a Rolling Stone cover, where the world discovered Crosby's role in the conception. To his dismay, information has surfaced regarding a pre-insemination party. The hard-partying classic rock stalwart was apparently seduced by a felatio specialist known only as "pflo." While expressing remorse, Crosby doesn't deny the fruition.
"I thought he was Melissa Etheridge...I'd had a bit too much to drink, and ended up jacking off on the pflo faggot's face. How was I to know some faggot would infiltrate a lezbo party? Sure, having your cock drained by a dude is weird, but I'm just a fat old bald fucker."
He tells People, "Would I be a sperm donor again? I don't know. It's such a personal thing. It's discouraging how this worked out."
He famously posed with Etheridge, Cypher and their children for a Rolling Stone cover, where the world discovered Crosby's role in the conception. To his dismay, information has surfaced regarding a pre-insemination party. The hard-partying classic rock stalwart was apparently seduced by a felatio specialist known only as "pflo." While expressing remorse, Crosby doesn't deny the fruition.
"I thought he was Melissa Etheridge...I'd had a bit too much to drink, and ended up jacking off on the pflo faggot's face. How was I to know some faggot would infiltrate a lezbo party? Sure, having your cock drained by a dude is weird, but I'm just a fat old bald fucker."
He tells People, "Would I be a sperm donor again? I don't know. It's such a personal thing. It's discouraging how this worked out."
pflo = OWNED !
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