Holy Elohim!! OSMONDS REUNION !

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
WAIT UNTIL MAX FINDS OUT !!!

Unleash the hounds !!!

What's that supposed to mean? :confused:

Embarrassingly though, I dig that "Crazy Horses" tune.

I've played it a cupla times with my buddy's band. It's a fun song and I substitute Donny's keyboards with the classic EVH horsie noise.

Oh and I'd have thrown one into Marie back in the day too. lol

[Shaun Ponsonby]

At least we've got a reunion to replace the Van Halen tour now ( )

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
What's that supposed to mean? :confused:

MARIE !!!!!

Remember that pic you shared ?? :p

MAX and MARIE, sittin in a tree !!
(C'mon, I know you got a crush on her !)

I gotta admit I thought she was cute too
when I was a ruggie

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
MARIE !!!!!

Remember that pic you shared ?? :p

MAX and MARIE, sittin in a tree !!
(C'mon, I know you got a crush on her !)

I gotta admit I thought she was cute too
when I was a ruggie

Oh shit Marky, now you're even pushin' it!!! lmao

What pic, the one of her topless?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
Oh shit Marky, now you're even pushin' it!!! lmao

What pic, the one of her topless?

Of Course !!

C'mon MAX, no need to hide it, Im with ya brother !!
Lets all be out of the osmond closet !!

MARIE WE LOVE YOU !!

[ThrillsNSpills]

One Bad Apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl.

I can tell you been hurt
by that look on your face girl.


Next to Yngwie and Black Sabbath, I choose the Osmonds for all my music entertainment needs.

[ThrillsNSpills]

I just thought they did bubblegum rock. I didn't realize they played instruments.

Was Crazy Horses a single?

[FORD]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
I just thought they did bubblegum rock. I didn't realize they played instruments.

Was Crazy Horses a single?

I think the older Osmond brothers desperately wanted to be a real rock band, but the record label wanted Donny out front, basically competing with the Jackson 5.

As Crazy Horses proved, the best way for the Osmonds to be a rock band was to keep Donny completely in the background.

Oddly enough, by the time he went solo and ditched his brothers, they had already gone country. Which is one thing Jermaine and Tito never thought of!

[FORD]

Originally posted by MAX
Oh shit Marky, now you're even pushin' it!!! lmao

What pic, the one of her topless?

There's no such thing as a topless Mormon!

You mean "shirtless, with the Holy Underwear showing"??

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by FORD

Oddly enough, by the time he went solo and ditched his brothers, they had already gone country. Which is one thing Jermaine and Tito never thought of!

LOL!

The very thought...

[Nitro Express]

I remember talking to Alan Osmond and he was telling me stories of being backstage at a Led Zeppelin show in London. He said the guys in Zep had their families there and it was throwing frisby's around with the Osmonds more than a big orgy and all the stuff Zep had the reputation for. He said they got along fabulousely.

[Nitro Express]

I met Donny once. He actually parked his Suburban by my car at the Fashion Place Mall in Murray, Utah. He had his kids with him and is just like what you see on TV. He's really that nice and smiley in real life.

As far as Marie goes, never met her but I think we all have wanted to see how many cocks could fit into her at once.

[Nitro Express]

The thing about Mormonism, it's a religion structured to use your own family and community as a tool to keep you in line. The result is lot's of lying and lot's of young girls with a chip on their shoulder.

BYU is full of girls who don't want to be there but their rich daddy won't pay for their education unless they go. I never got so much ass in my life as my two semesters at BYU and those girls fuck with passion just to be nasty and rebel.

David Lee Roth wrote about Salt Lake City being the best place to get laid in the whole world. Billy Sheehan and Steve Vai both said Utah groupies are the best.

Like all religions, Mormons have their "for public only" makebelievers and their fanatics. All I can say, is in many cases the holy underwear isn't in the way and Mormon girls can be a good lay.

[Nitro Express]

I never tossed my rocks to Marie Osmond. When she was the hot momma I was too busy tossing to Suzanne Sommers in Playboy. I had a huge porn collection in those days. My dad rented out houses and one had a whole stash of porn in the basement. I put those dirty magazines in boxes and put stuff on top to make it look like stuff I was keeping. I had a special tunnel in the crawl space of the house for the porn. It was like Hogan's Heros. I had a porn bunker with lights setup and everything. LOL!

[FORD]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I remember talking to Alan Osmond and he was telling me stories of being backstage at a Led Zeppelin show in London. He said the guys in Zep had their families there and it was throwing frisby's around with the Osmonds more than a big orgy and all the stuff Zep had the reputation for. He said they got along fabulousely.

Probably because Wayne looked like Jimmy Page