Ozzy and $haron Plan to Kill Themselves

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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    Ozzy and $haron Plan to Kill Themselves

    World Entertainment News Network reports: Ozzy Osbourne has reportedly agreed to a suicide pact with wife Sharon — because she doesn't want to go through the pain her father Don Arden did when he suffered from Alzheimer's.

    Sharon, 54, claims she and Ozzy, 58, made the mutual decision earlier this year after music mogul Arden lost his struggle with the neurodegenerative disease and died in July, aged 81.

    She says, "We believe 100 per cent in euthanasia, so have drawn up plans to go to the assisted suicide flat in Switzerland if we ever have an illness that affects our brains. If Ozzy or I ever got Alzheimer's, that's it — we'd be off.

    "We gathered the kids around the kitchen table, told them our wishes and they've all agreed to go with it. There's no way I could go through what (my father) did, or put my kids through that.

    "My father deteriorated at such a rapid speed he became a shell of himself.

    Some say the disease is hereditary so at the first sign I want to be put out of my misery." And Sharon believes their decision will spare their kids Aimee, 24, Kelly, 22, and 21-year-old Jack the burden of the illness.

    She adds, "It's taken away some of the fear of our ending and is a final gift of love to our kids."
    Twistin' by the pool.
  • Diamondjimi
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2004
    • 12086

    #2
    Well, at least we won't have to put up with $haron when Ozzy brain has it's final fart......
    But then again I could see her renegging on the deal so she ca$h in on the Ozzmans legacy (see Hendrix estate, Courtney Love)...

    You know her statement would be..."I just could'nt leave my babies!

    Someone should send her up in a glider and cut her loose.....
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    • thome
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Mar 2005
      • 6678

      #3
      Finally the plan comes together $haron has kept ozzy so Drug Addled that he has agreed to sign paperwork that gives $haron the rite to kill him and not be prosecuted.

      Is Ozzy on the death clock what # is he he should have moved up three notches just now.
      Double Indemnity with no chance of trail.

      After all she owes him one he has already tried to kill her once.






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      • Shaun Ponsonby
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Oct 2004
        • 6409

        #4
        BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

        I read this in the paper this morning. I thought..."Finally...some GOOD news. No more news of kids being shot in croxteth or kidnapped in Portugal...no more news of war or innocent people dying...the suicide of $haron and the man who should have died years ago so as he wouldn't release such shite music and sound so bad with years of Black Sabbath tours where he could barely even read the autocue".

        I was under the impression that Ozzy already had Alzheimer's Diesease...or some other brain-fucking upper of an illness.
        Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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        • thome
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Mar 2005
          • 6678

          #5
          Technically she could uthenize him today.

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 59579

            #6
            I don't mean to make too much light of this, since I watched one of my grandfathers die of Alzheimers, but......

            ....if Ozzy had Alzheimers, how the fuck could you tell the difference??
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            • PumpedUpMidget
              Head Fluffer
              • May 2005
              • 469

              #7
              One can only hope it will be on pay-per-view...

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              • Steve Savicki
                • Jan 2004
                • 3937

                #8
                People wed in interesting ways (from underwater scuba diving to skydiving) so parting in death can be just as interesting.
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                • Mr Badguy
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3565

                  #9
                  I`m sure the life insurance companies involved will be delighted to hear this.
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                  Sitting on a park bench!

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                  • Antman
                    Commando
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1261

                    #10
                    Originally posted by thome

                    After all she owes him one he has already tried to kill her once.


                    Can't say I fuckin blame him.



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                    • ODShowtime
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Jun 2004
                      • 5812

                      #11
                      Re: Ozzy and $haron Plan to Kill Themselves

                      Originally posted by bueno bob
                      She says, "We believe 100 per cent in euthanasia, so have drawn up plans to go to the assisted suicide flat in Switzerland if we ever have an illness that affects our brains.
                      Seriously, doesn't Ozzie already qualify?
                      gnaw on it

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                      • BITEYOASS
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6530

                        #12
                        The thread made me do it! :D

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22951

                          #13
                          I figure they may as well strike while the iron's hot...

                          Hell, if nothing else, we'll get more Heaven and Hell material out of the deal...

                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • Shaun Ponsonby
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 6409

                            #14
                            HUZZAH!

                            I'd rather have new H+H material than Ozzy-Sabbath material.
                            Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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                            • jharp84
                              Veteran
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 2096

                              #15
                              Give me 48 hrs. notice to "clean up" for the wake!!

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