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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49567

    #16
    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Why Can't This Be Love.

    Suicide, not homicide!


    "Don't Fear the Reaper." Cause that cow bell is to die for!!

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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19145

      #17
      Originally posted by binnie
      Rollins Band - Gun in mouth blues...
      Pantera's "Suicide Notes Part 1 & 2" would be a close second.
      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12749

        #18
        While doing it? Dunno...

        But, and due to my refusal of ever becoming an invalid, I have often contemplated how I WILL commit suicide once I am unable to do everything by myself. Examples include not being able to walk, dress, or go to the bathroom by myself. Screw that - it ain't living. It's just dragging on.

        That said, here's how I'll do it. I wake up, the bed is wet. I'm 60, stayed up all night, and a huge hangover threatens to shtter my brain if I move so much as a finger. Life's good, we'll continue on.

        I wake up, the bed is wet. I'm 60, I HAVE NOT stayed up all night, and I do not have a hangover. However, the old lady is incontinent, and tends to forget a couple of things at her old age, like putting on her fucking old fart diapers. Life's still good.

        I wake up, the bed is wet. I'm not drunk. I just pissed myself, lost control of the bladder. It's time.

        Spend a few days with what family I'll have then. Big, small... don't matter. Afterwards, invite all my friends to a huge afternoon out, drinking and eating until well after midnight, maybe 'till the sun comes up, if we're able. A phone call to that dearest feamle friend. A day out, a nice dinner, squeaky springs, neighbours complaining. Yeah, that'll do it.

        Next day...

        Stevie Ray Vaughan's "Life by the Drop" on loop. Fill the tub with hot water, slit the wrists...

        Ain't nobody wiping my ass but me, baby.

        Cheers! :bottle:

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        • fryingdutchman
          Full Member Status

          • Feb 2005
          • 4133

          #19
          "How Many Say I"
          Originally posted by perilouspete
          fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 59619

            #20
            Can't believe you only had one country song in the poll, and it wasn't even a depressing one.

            Hell, let's go with a classic from old Hank........

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            I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry

            Words and music by Hank Williams


            Hear that lonesome whippoorwill
            He sounds too blue to fly
            The midnight train is whining low
            I'm so lonesome I could cry

            I've never seen a night so long
            When time goes crawling by
            The moon just went behind a cloud
            To hide its face and cry

            Did you ever see a robin weep
            When leaves begin to die?
            Like me he's lost the will to live
            I'm so lonesome I could cry

            The silence of a falling star
            Lights up a purple sky
            And as I wonder just where you are
            I'm so lonesome I could cry


            Now let's see Morrissey top THAT for pure suicidal morbid poetry.
            Last edited by FORD; 11-19-2007, 03:35 PM.
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • MERRYKISSMASS2U
              Full Member Status

              • Mar 2004
              • 4372

              #21
              Katatonia - Brave

              If you didn't know
              All the moments
              When I lose myself
              I would tell the world
              I'm catching flies by now
              Speaking to someone
              Breaking the windows
              This house is dead

              The sound of falling
              When the pictures are moving
              Between the memories

              The sound of falling
              When the pictures are moving
              Dead in time

              Brave, try the meaning of loss
              I know your smile is deadly at this point
              Wherever you are I am not

              If you didn't know
              All the moments
              When I lose myself
              I would tell the world
              I guess I should know
              The limits of the world
              There are moments I find myself
              Not breathing at all

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              • katie
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Nov 2004
                • 3072

                #22
                Some of Wolfie's bass tracks.........

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576

                  #23
                  here we go

                  Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water....

                  LOL

                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • naturochem
                    Head Fluffer
                    • May 2004
                    • 495

                    #24
                    Originally posted by katie
                    Some of Wolfie's bass tracks.........
                    you're serious, or just being fucking facetious..?
                    CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

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                    "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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                    • naturochem
                      Head Fluffer
                      • May 2004
                      • 495

                      #25
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      Can't believe you only had one country song in the poll, and it wasn't even a depressing one.

                      Hell, let's go with a classic from old Hank........

                      I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry

                      Words and music by Hank Williams


                      Hear that lonesome whippoorwill
                      He sounds too blue to fly
                      The midnight train is whining low
                      I'm so lonesome I could cry

                      I've never seen a night so long
                      When time goes crawling by
                      The moon just went behind a cloud
                      To hide its face and cry

                      Did you ever see a robin weep
                      When leaves begin to die?
                      Like me he's lost the will to live
                      I'm so lonesome I could cry

                      The silence of a falling star
                      Lights up a purple sky
                      And as I wonder just where you are
                      I'm so lonesome I could cry


                      Now let's see Morrissey top THAT for pure suicidal morbid poetry.
                      Fuck... that got me so wigged, I can't even remember the combo to my gun safe...
                      CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

                      http://www.hellsangelsmcoakland.com/...Support-V2.jpg

                      "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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                      • katie
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 3072

                        #26
                        Originally posted by naturochem
                        you're serious, or just being fucking facetious..?
                        Fucking serious, but I will leave that for another thread.

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                        • Diamondjimi
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2004
                          • 12086

                          #27
                          Originally posted by naturochem
                          you're serious, or just being fucking facetious..?
                          It's called "Cuntspeak"!
                          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                          • katie
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 3072

                            #28
                            Originally posted by diamondjimi
                            It's called "Cuntspeak"!

                            OK we know you are a silly little cunt
                            But I will still talk to you even if the others won't.

                            Hugs

                            katie
                            x

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                            • Grant
                              Sniper
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 881

                              #29
                              'The End' by The Doors.

                              At least you'll have a good solid 10 minutes to think about changing your mind before it's too late.

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                              • ThrillsNSpills
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 6627

                                #30
                                ebony and ivory

                                mr. roboto

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