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"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace DiamondOriginally posted by hideyoursheep -
The Classic Rock Magazine website claims there will be a MASSIVE Kiss announcement tomorrow...
Classic Rock Blog Archive Major Kiss News Coming!Comment
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OK, I'll speculate.......
Ace and Peter are back in the band for another Farewell Tour....
They'll tour without the makeup on but the Ace and Peter imitators will have to get
re- constructive surgery to look exactly the Unmasked lineup
Paul finally admits he's gay and they'll remake classic tunes from the gay-pride movement....YMCA being the first hit off the new album.
Gene and Paul will step down from Ki$$ but will have two actors replace them.....Liza Minnelli is rumored to be playing the part of Paul.Originally posted by vandeleurComment
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Rock Star:KISS, eh? So...Simmons and Stanley are going to hand-pick their own replacements, allowing them to retire from the road yet allow KISS to continue to tour infinitely. Is that the general idea?
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Absolutely. They have already hinted that they plan for Kiss to go on when Simmons and Stanley retire. The money mongers that they are, they want to see if they can still cash in if Kiss were to keep touring when they are unable to. I guess they figure there are always going to be mullets that still go see the theatrical show regardless of who the players are. Dispicable.RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
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I thought it would be something major like they were going to start marketing KISS paper towels or KISS chewing gum.Comment
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Don't put it past Gene at this point. Check out the mind-numbing variety of odds and ends he has for sale here.
Come to think of it, I still have some KISS bubblegum cards in my "Originals" album, somewhere around here.
Last edited by chefcraig; 02-22-2010, 03:53 PM.
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Take the makeup off!!!!! Announce that!!!
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you're not necessarily a jack ass, but that post needed to br groaned at and puked upon
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Burn those retinas without warning!!!
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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So is that KISS Rockstar CBS show officially confirmed or photoshopped?.....lol....Comment
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