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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    #46
    Originally posted by Seshmeister

    Surely he could at least stand outside with his cape on and hand out promotion leaflets?
    Now that's a frightening image. I think he'd scare off a Halloween store's business!!!
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • Unchainme
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2005
      • 7746

      #47
      Originally posted by MAX
      Now that's a frightening image. I think he'd scare off a Halloween store's business!!!
      Which brings up a good point, are LMS and him related?
      Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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      • MAX
        Rotharmy Gladiator

        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 13001

        #48
        Originally posted by Unchainme
        Which brings up a good point, are LMS and him related?

        Oh shit man, why did you have to bring up that beast?
        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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        • Unchainme
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2005
          • 7746

          #49
          Originally posted by MAX
          Oh shit man, why did you have to bring up that beast?


          "I gave a gummer to David Lee Roth back in the day"
          Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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          • MAX
            Rotharmy Gladiator

            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 13001

            #50
            Is that ace in drag?
            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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            • hambon4lif
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jun 2004
              • 2810

              #51
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              And I pay Americans so they can pay taxes so that he can sit there posting bullshit which I then I have to read.

              I don't understand how you can be fit enough to post on the internet and play in a band but you aren't fit enough to work in a drive through.
              It's one of the biggest scams going on in this country right now, and a large reason it's so fucking lopsided. Too many goddamned lazy fucks making false disability claims and getting paid to sit at home and not work, while everyone else has their nose-to-the-grindstone, on the hustle, and busting their ass in order to take up the slack just to fund it all.

              I can guaran-fuckin-tee that if the system discovered they were sending checks to someone who's content on doing nothing but being a burden to society and an internet jackass, those checks would stop coming in.

              The only question I have is what makes him so fucking special that he gets the braille version of this board? I had no idea this place even had one...

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              • ace diamond
                Full Member Status

                • Sep 2004
                • 3863

                #52
                Originally posted by MAX
                Is that ace in drag?
                no.
                it is not.
                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35212

                  #53
                  Originally posted by kwame k
                  I believe they let you eat whatever you want at the fast food joints......after seeing what a bloated fuck he is....would any fast food place hire him?
                  He could protect them from criminals.

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                  • kwame k
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11302

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    He could protect them from criminals.

                    I think you're on to something here, Sesh......The Adventures of Fat Man and Slobin



                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                    • COL. SANDERS
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 15

                      #55
                      Originally posted by kwame k
                      I think you're on to something here, Sesh......The Adventures of Fat Man and Slobin




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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        #56
                        I have 20/15 vision which is better than 20/20. I still failed my Air Force pilot's physical because of red/green color blindness. They did all this horrible stuff to me trying to make me disoriented and dizzy and I passed all that no problem but I fail the stupid color blind test.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576

                          #57
                          Originally posted by hambon4lif
                          The only question I have is what makes him so fucking special that he gets the braille version of this board? I had no idea this place even had one...


                          Lest we forget.....

                          Ace used to claim he had special software that actually READ the posts on this forum to him, and then he spoke his responses into the computer which typed in his posts.....

                          when THAT troll was busted he claimed.....

                          His "big, burly, biker roommate read the posts to him....

                          when THAT troll was busted he claimed......

                          He HAD to post in ALL CAPS [hence his nick name Capt CapLock] so he could READ what he was posting......


                          Notice he's never too blind to jump around onstage in spandex fucking up Wild Thing through his $69 Pawnshop crate amp...

                          Wonder if the SSI administration would like to see videos of Sean Hughes before his next review is due....

                          [before anyone says anything, ace has ALREADY posted his real name for us, when he was claiming he was HIV+]

                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • Susie Q
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1523

                            #58
                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine


                            Lest we forget.....

                            Ace used to claim he had special software that actually READ the posts on this forum to him, and then he spoke his responses into the computer which typed in his posts.....

                            when THAT troll was busted he claimed.....

                            His "big, burly, biker roommate read the posts to him....

                            when THAT troll was busted he claimed......

                            He HAD to post in ALL CAPS [hence his nick name Capt CapLock] so he could READ what he was posting......


                            Notice he's never too blind to jump around onstage in spandex fucking up Wild Thing through his $69 Pawnshop crate amp...

                            Wonder if the SSI administration would like to see videos of Sean Hughes before his next review is due....

                            [before anyone says anything, ace has ALREADY posted his real name for us, when he was claiming he was HIV+]

                            Yah, but Lounge, I think Ace gets his SSI for being fucked in the head, can't be because of blindness. Even BLIND PEOPLE can get jobs, ya know.

                            I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                            ~Susie Q 2009

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                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12749

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Susie Q
                              Yah, but Lounge, I think Ace gets his SSI for being fucked in the head
                              Ah, so that explains it. And since you can't get pregnant in the head, he aborted.

                              The result of said abortion became his brain.

                              Thus Asshole Liemond came to be.

                              Cheers! :bottle:

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                              • chefcraig
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 12172

                                #60
                                Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                                Ah, so that explains it. And since you can't get pregnant in the head, he aborted.

                                The result of said abortion became his brain.

                                Thus Asshole Liemond came to be.

                                Cheers! :bottle:
                                I always thought that his dad jerked off in a flower pot, which gave birth to a bloomin' idiot.









                                “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                                ― Stephen Hawking

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