The Trials And Tribulations Of Brett Michaels Thread

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58796

    Where the fuck did those braids come from? Did he steal those from AxHole's wig?

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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19145

      If he'd had the braids in they might have provided some cushioning when the stage prop landed on his head......
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      • Doctor Dude
        Groupie
        • Oct 2009
        • 93

        Originally posted by Diamondjimi
        This 2 bit hack is milking it for all it's worth. Gee, a miracle recovery just in time to make press in time tour with Skynyrd (what's left of 'em)
        Karma will even everything out with this Douchenozzle.

        Guess the old saying "If ya can dazzle 'em with brains, baffle 'em with bullshit" applies to this wig wearin hack...
        TMZ is reporting he was rushed to the hospital again today, this time as a result of a mild stroke. They found a hole in his heart too, apparently.

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          Michaels blames ‘Busty Cops 3’ for hemorrhage

          Rocker says he was switching between porn movie and ‘SportsCenter’

          Rolling Stone
          updated 12:14 p.m. ET, Thurs., May 20, 2010

          Rolling Stone has finally convinced rock & roll survivor Bret Michaels to fess up to what he was watching on TV when his near-fatal hemorrhage struck last month.

          The truth: "I was going back and forth from 'SportsCenter' to 'Busty Cops 3,'" the Poison frontman and Celebrity Apprentice finalist admits. "Maybe that's what did it!" he says about the intensity of the "Skin-e-max" flick.

          Michaels says his recovery playlist includes loads of classic rock, from Aerosmith to Kiss and AC/DC, and adds he heard Don McLean's "American Pie" with fresh ears after being discharged from the hospital in Arizona where he spent two weeks recovering from sudden bleeding at the base of his brainstem. "When I heard lines like, 'This'll be the day that I die' ... I get chills just thinking about it," he says.

          Sunday night, the guy known for sloppy groupie hook-ups on VH1's reality-dating juggernaut "Rock of Love" will enter Donald Trump's boardroom for one last time as perhaps the most improbable "Apprentice" finalist ever. Michaels gets why people underestimated him, but says he's a real contender. "None of them thought I was going to get out of bed," he says. "I said it on the show: Don't mistake my kindness for weakness." As Rolling Stone reported, Michaels' next reality show will be a more sober look at his struggle to balance his family with his rockin' lifestyle in VH1's "Life as I Know It."

          Yesterday on Oprah, Michaels got teary-eyed as his daughters and "Celebrity Apprentice" costars sang his praises. "I think of all the crazy, crazy things I've done in my life, I'm just thankful to be here," he said.


          Last edited by chefcraig; 05-20-2010, 05:59 PM.









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          • chefcraig
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Apr 2004
            • 12172

            Originally posted by Doctor Dude
            TMZ is reporting he was rushed to the hospital again today, this time as a result of a mild stroke. They found a hole in his heart too, apparently.
            Bret Michaels Hospitalized for Heart Problems

            Bret Michaels was rushed back to the hospital this week where doctors claim they found a "hole in the heart."

            According to Bret's rep, the singer was complaining about "numbness on the left side of his body, predominately his face and hands."

            After a series of tests, doctors concluded that Michaels had suffered a "Transient Ischemic Attack -- more commonly referred to as a "warning stroke."

            During the tests, the doctors say they found that Bret had a Patent Forum Ovale -- which is essentially a hole in the heart.

            Doctors say Bret's condition is "operable and treatable." The docs also don't believe the "warning stroke" is related to Bret's brain hemorrhage.

            Bret will be treated with outpatient care -- which includes a daily injection of a blood thinner.

            Bret's rep also notes that the singer is in "good spirits, great medical hands and is positive and hopeful that everything is going to be OK."

            The rep concludes, "He is up, walking, talking, continuing his daily rehab and very happy to be alive but he has made it clear he is sick and tired of being in the hospital and is ready to rock again."


            Bret Michaels was rushed back to the hospital this week where doctors claim they found a "hole in the heart."









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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              fuck, now he's gonna cover that extreme song that is stuck in my head.
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • sadaist
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jul 2004
                • 11625

                Originally posted by chefcraig
                and is ready to rock again."

                Again? When exactly was the first time?
                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58796

                  So which porn flick caused his heart problem?
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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    busty babes 3?
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • chefcraig
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 12172

                      Originally posted by FORD
                      So which porn flick caused his heart problem?
                      "A Hole In My Heart". Seriously, this is one whacked out movie.









                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                      • Va Beach VH Fan
                        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 17913

                        Threads merged.....
                        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                        • Diamondjimi
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2004
                          • 12086

                          Originally posted by chefcraig
                          Bret Michaels Hospitalized for Heart Problems

                          [I]Bret Michaels was rushed back to the hospital this week where doctors claim they found a "hole in the heart."

                          According to Bret's rep, the singer was complaining about "numbness on the left side of his body, predominately his face and hands.".......
                          http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/20/bret-m...arning-stroke/

                          Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                          Karma will even everything out with this Douchenozzle.
                          I rest my case...
                          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                          • Va Beach VH Fan
                            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 17913

                            Originally posted by chefcraig
                            The docs also don't believe the "warning stroke" is related to Bret's brain hemorrhage.
                            I'm no doctor (and I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night), but how could they positively say that a BRAIN hemorrhage and a warning STROKE (lack of blood supply to the BRAIN) aren't connected ??

                            All jokes aside, Bret's got some serious shit going on, I hope something tragic doesn't happen....
                            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 58796

                              I still say prescription drugs are behind a lot of this shit. I'll bet he's on that Plavix crap.
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                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32798

                                Originally posted by GAR
                                I bet there was not a dry eye in the house.

                                j/k fuck that guy
                                Or a dry pussy. Oprah's seats probably were covered in pussy juice from horny Bret worshippers.
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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