The Trials And Tribulations Of Brett Michaels Thread

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  • ThrillsNSpills
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6627

    Watch, one day he will grow a couple of fins and return to the ocean.

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
      Watch, one day he will grow a couple of fins and return to the ocean.
      more likely a swamp
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172

        Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
        Watch, one day he will grow a couple of fins and return to the ocean.
        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
        more likely a swamp
        My money is on a petri dish. Seriously, if this guy was any dumber, you'd have to water him twice a week.









        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
        ― Stephen Hawking

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        • Candy Girl

          Hmmm...his sales must be sluggish. Anything for attention.

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          • Susie Q
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 1523

            Originally posted by chefcraig
            My money is on a petri dish. Seriously, if this guy was any dumber, you'd have to water him twice a week.
            This was a grate™ one!! LMAO!! I also liked Thrill's comment too! I'm not a big Bret Michael's fan at ALL, but my friend Lori L~O~V~E~S him and I almost had to deal with going to one of his concerts. Thank CHRIST he cancelled out. LOL

            I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
            ~Susie Q 2009

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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19145

              When does the tour with Motley Crue start? This will be to sell tickets.
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                mid-late may?
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  they're gonna be here in june
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21888

                    You mean he's not dead yet?

                    Is he getting better?

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12678

                      better? doubt it...
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • chefcraig
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 12172

                        Bret Michaels' Tonys Lawsuit Moved to New York

                        Poison frontman is suing over accident at 2009 awards show


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                        A judge in California has ruled that Bret Michaels' lawsuit against CBS and the Tony Awards will need to be moved to New York. Michaels is pursuing a suit against the broadcaster and the awards show because he claims that he was nearly killed when he was hit in the head by a descending backdrop after performing the opening number of the 2009 Tonys show.

                        According to Judge Dolly M. Gee of the United States District Court in Los Angeles, Michaels' case will need to be heard in the state where the accident occurred. Michaels had pursued the lawsuit in California because he resides in Los Angeles.

                        The Poison frontman's lawsuit states that the accident led to a cerebral hemorrhage. He was treated in early 2010, but was forced to cancel several concert appearances.









                        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                        ― Stephen Hawking

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                        • ThrillsNSpills
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6627

                          Ok immediately 2 things come to mind.
                          Are they going to play the clip in question in the courtroom?
                          and
                          Are the people viewing the incident going to laugh their butts off when Brett gets conked in the head?

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35203

                            Exactly. Does no one ever just accept a mutual fuck up these days without going to a lawyer?

                            Maybe we should get a class action going against him for "Something to Believe In" constituting cruel and unusual punishment.

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              Originally posted by jero
                              Bret Miracles
                              Give it time. He will be on the 700 Club as soon as his music career fades.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • PETE'S BROTHER
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 12678

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                                i'm suing him for not payin' my hair royalties
                                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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