Worst ever lines in a rock song

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 7
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 template Next
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58807
    #61
    Lionel Richie certainly wrote his share of lyrical felonies over the years.

    I know it sounds funny, but I just can't stand the pain......

    Umm.... no, that doesn't really sound funny at all. It sounds depressing. And what the fuck is so easy about Sunday morning anyway?
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

      Comment

      • Mr Badguy
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3565
        #62
        Originally posted by Coyote
        The ones Motley Crue did in the studio.... (What lyrics?)
        I used to wonder about that too.

        They used to have the lyric and music writers listed seperately on their albums.

        Like as if Sixx thought he was writing really profound stuff.

        Of course, it could be they guys that wrote the music wanted to distance themselves from the meaningless baloney of the words.
        sigpic

        Sitting on a park bench!

          Comment

          • hambon4lif
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jun 2004
            • 2810
            #63
            That one Anne Murray song that goes..."Even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with ya' honey"

            what a bunch of bullshit. If the price is right, her and her chickenlips would blow you in public.

            What a lying whore!!

              Comment

              • chefcraig
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Apr 2004
                • 12172
                #64
                Originally posted by hambon4lif
                That one Anne Murray song that goes..."Even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with ya' honey"

                what a bunch of bullshit. If the price is right, her and her chickenlips would blow you in public.

                What a lying whore!!
                Actually the song was written by Kenny Loggins. Interpret that as you'd like.









                “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                ― Stephen Hawking

                  Comment

                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 58807
                    #65
                    You mean this song?

                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

                      Comment

                      • hambon4lif
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2810
                        #66
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        You mean this song?

                        Yeah, that's the one!

                        Nobody is going to convince me that a Danny with no money is a Danny that's going to score any pussy.

                        I'm surprised Hagar didn't write that bullshit!

                          Comment

                          • Golden AWe
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 34245
                            #67
                            It's my life
                            And it's now or never
                            I ain't gonna live forever
                            I just want to live while I'm alive
                            (It's my life)
                            My heart is like an open highway
                            Like Frankie said
                            I did it my way
                            I just want to live while I'm alive
                            'Cause it's my life
                            Originally posted by Cato
                            Golden, why are you FAT?
                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

                              Comment

                              • PETE'S BROTHER
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 12678
                                #68
                                Originally posted by Golden AWe
                                It's my life
                                And it's now or never
                                I ain't gonna live forever
                                I just want to live while I'm alive
                                (It's my life)
                                My heart is like an open highway
                                Like Frankie said
                                I did it my way
                                I just want to live while I'm alive
                                'Cause it's my life
                                fuck, that was gonna be my epitaph
                                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

                                  Comment

                                  • Mr Walker
                                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 2536
                                    #69
                                    "If I could have just one more wish... I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes"

                                    What the fuck... you got one more wish and you blow off sex, millions of dollars and world peace to wipe cobwebs from your eyes?
                                    Holy Shit... it's gotta be the worst line ever.

                                      Comment

                                      • Blaze
                                        Full Member Status

                                        • Jan 2009
                                        • 4371
                                        #70
                                        You make me feel like a natural woman.....

                                        FTWhat did you feel like before an unnatural woman? Is it a transvestite? A transsexual?

                                        When I first heard that song, I was like WTF does that mean?!
                                        "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
                                        sigpic

                                          Comment

                                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                            • Feb 2007
                                            • 12678
                                            #71
                                            "she's only seventeen" for jager
                                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

                                              Comment

                                              • ace diamond
                                                Full Member Status

                                                • Sep 2004
                                                • 3863
                                                #72
                                                Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                                                "she's only seventeen" for jager
                                                courtesy of loungie........

                                                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                                                When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                                                "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Jagermeister
                                                    Full Member Status

                                                    • Apr 2010
                                                    • 4510
                                                    #73
                                                    Man Kip is going to be mad.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Jagermeister
                                                        Full Member Status

                                                        • Apr 2010
                                                        • 4510
                                                        #74
                                                        Originally posted by Mr Walker
                                                        "If I could have just one more wish... I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes"

                                                        What the fuck... you got one more wish and you blow off sex, millions of dollars and world peace to wipe cobwebs from your eyes?
                                                        Holy Shit... it's gotta be the worst line ever.
                                                        Well I was going to say good to see ya Walker. But you didn't stay around long enough.

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Seshmeister
                                                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 35207
                                                            #75
                                                            It's approaching his busiest time of year...

                                                              Comment

                                                              Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 template Next
                                                              Working...