Pop star George Michael silences the critics ... on own website

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  • Hecubus
    Foot Soldier
    • Jan 2004
    • 575

    #16
    George Michael is George Michael.
    "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
    "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
    "Fuck you, Fluffy."
    "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
    "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
    "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
    "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
    "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
    "N--- yeah."

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    • SoCalChelle
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1597

      #17
      LOL! Ah, the memories :D
      Formerly Tormented VH Fan
      Facebook: Chelle Marley

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