Biteyoass Presents: Music To Torture Iraqis With!!!!

[BITEYOASS]

Well I finally got a deal with K-Tel to do this compilation album that I have been dying to have released. Here is the setlist:

Wannabe-Spice Girls
Afternoon Delight-Starland Vocal Band
Thong Song-Sisquo
Punk rock girl-The dead milkmen
How many say I-Van Homo
Fuckin Hostile-Pantera
Fight it back-Accept
Love comes walking in-Van Homo

Ok, so I'm gonna be paying royalties up the wazoo! But I need the damn rent money! :D

[FORD]

Don't put the Dead Milkmen in with that shit!

How about ...

"Trans Am (highway wonderland)" - Spammy Hagar
"Achy Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus & his mullet
The complete works of Michael Bolton

[Coyote]

"The Safety Dance" - Men Without Hats

"Dragostea Din Tea" - O-zone (it's one of those czech techno-pop one hit wonders, that've unfortunately found their way to the outside world)

"Woo Hoo" - The 5 6 7 8s (remember that Japanese chick band in "Kill Bill vol. 1"?)

"Three Lock Box" - Oh you know who...

[BITEYOASS]

ok, I'll take the Dead Milkmen out, I'll replace them with this song:

Everybody hurts-R.E.M.

[Satan]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
ok, I'll take the Dead Milkmen out, I'll replace them with this song:

Everybody hurts-R.E.M.

Nah, that's a great song, though a little on the sappy side. Though the last 2 REM albums without Bill Berry were certainly torturous enough.

Some more ideas for inclusion...

Anything from Van Danniels III
Any "Judas Priest" with Ripper.
Any "Iron Maiden" with Blaze Poser
"Ice Ice Baby" - Vanilla Ice
Anything by Daryl Worley, Toby Keith or Ted Nugent.

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

Shiny Happy People - REM
Macarena
Don't Worry, Be Happy

[FORD]

Originally posted by TwoFoolsAMinute
Shiny Happy People - REM
Macarena
Don't Worry, Be Happy

OK, those last two are definite hits on the torture hit parade. But if you must use an REM song, it will have to be the Sesame Street exclusive remake "Furry Happy Monsters"



Just in case you haven't seen it...

monsters having fun, happy, happy
see them jump and run, happy, happy
laughing all the while, cheerful, cheerful
flashing a big smile, that's a per-fect sign
that they're feelin' fine
(mike) furry happy monsters feeling glad
(kate pierson puppet) furry happy monsters feeling glad
(michael) furry happy monsters laughing

something has gone wrong, sighing, sighing
faces have turned long, crying, crying
hear them sob and whine, tearful, tearful
that's a real good sign that they're feelin' glum
sad, sad times have come

(same order as before)
furry sobbing monsters feeling sad
furry sobbing monsters feeling sad
furry sobbing monsters crying

michael: come on monsters, you don't have to cry!
monsters: no?
michael: no! we can be happy!!!

furry happy monsters feeling glad
furry happy monsters feeling glad
furry happy monsters laughing
furry sobbing monsters feeling sad
furry sobbing monsters feeling sad
furry sobbing monsters crying
(glad and laughing again)
monsters, happy monsters
monsters, happy monsters

[lucky wilbury]

things like Enter Sandman has been used in iraq and afghanistan

[Panamark]

Enter Sandman ?

Why that song ? If they were going to bombast them with
metal, I can think of far more tortuous tunes ?
If I was an Iraqi, I would have been going, COOL, have
you got Master of Puppets !!

[BITEYOASS]

I like to mix in songs that suck with little known kick ass songs, just to totally fuck with the prisoners heads. Here's another song

Ween-Push th' little daises

[Snoo]

Being strapped to a chair and forced to hear a loop of St. Anger would get me to turn myself in for stealing cable, and I don't even steal cable! Should've used that.

[BITEYOASS]

Push th' little daises and make em come up
Push th' little daises and make em come up
Push th' little daises and make em come up
Push th' little daises and make em come up

Play that 100 times and they'll spill the beans

[ZOSO]

Hell, we played the good shit (Metallica, Guns N' Roses) for Noriega during Panama and even that was enough to get him out of hiding. Using songs like the ones listed has some "friendly fire" potential, after all. (I'd go AWOL if Michael Bolton was my battle cry):p

[Golden AWe]

How about some Nine Inch Nails or any nu-metal stuff like Evanescence, Limp Pissbucket (them raping the Who-song) etc...

Winger...

Celine Dion...

Mariah Carey...

[rustoffa]