Steel Panther

[Seshmeister]

[Seshmeister]

Bit of a kop out doing Eyes of a Tiger and the most PG chat I've ever seen from them.

I almost never see any of these talent show things I think the thing that bugs me most about them are the judges.

Who the fuck is Simon Cowell to judge anything? As a record company man all he 'discovered' were a handful of novelty acts like the Teletubbies and soap stars. Note he wasn't the guy that discovered the TV shows, he was the one that would get them to release a terrible novelty track. His first act Sinnitta a 2 hit wonder he fucked literally and then figuratively.

As for the rest "studded judging panel with global fashion icon Heidi Klum, fan-favorite comedian Howie Mandel and acclaimed actress and international superstar Sofia Vergara". So a swimsuit model and s guy that did the voice in Htrmlind

Sofía Vergara who is admittedly easy on the eye is problematic when judging magic acts because she literally believes in magic!

A recent magician candidate said he was warned about this by the crew and then when he said how long he had been practicing the trick she shouted out that was bullshit because you either have magic powers or you don't.

[Nickdfresh]

The judges were awed and they made it, they were better than any fucking thing on that stage....

[Nickdfresh]

On AGT right now, and seem to be rockin' the crowd...

Then these stupid fuckers {the show producers) play "We Built This City" by Jefferson Starshit after their performance... I mean, WTF?

[Seshmeister]

they've been pushing The Spocker recently as a better option.

For reference...

[Nitro Express]

Yeah. You still can’t give a chick the shocker and sing about throbbing cocks and sloppy wet joy holes on TV here.

[Seshmeister]

Be interesting to see how far they can push it on US network TV which I believe is still pretty stuffy?

The later stages are shown live I think?

[Nitro Express]

Steel Panther is more of a comedy act than a real band. They are too spicy for TV. Their main gimmick is being shamelessly filthy.

[Seshmeister]

Are these dumb TV talent shows not meant to be for new acts?

WAIT, STEEL PANTHER ARE REALLY COMPETING ON ‘AMERICA’S GOT TALENT’ NEXT WEEK?!
Joe DiVita
Published: May 24, 2023
Yes, you read that correctly — everyone's favorite hair metal parody party band Steel Panther will be competing on the new season of hit competition TV show America's Got Talent, which debuts on May 30 on NBC at 8PM local time.

The band, who released their sixth album, On the Prowl, earlier this year, are no strangers to big time TV appearances. Remember that time back in 2018 when they got all confused and showed up on the pre-game broadcast of an NFL Thursday night game featuring the Steelers and the Panthers?



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[Seshmeister]

[Seshmeister]

Just catching up now with their Valentine's Day release...

[Seshmeister]

"1987"

Appetite for destruction
Blowing us all away
Poison looking so damned good
I wondered if I was gay
Whitesnake making us bang our heads
In the still of the frickin' night
Coverdale banging Tawnie Kitane
And the world all felt just right

1987
I never wanna leave you
When you told me I was in my prime
Why didn't I believe you?
And the music scene will never be the same
But I didn't realize that things could get this lame

Dokken and Lynch were young and hot
They were warriors in a dream
I couldn't understand the loudness dude
But man that guy could scream
Ozzy was on the Crazy Train
Biting heads off bats
It was long before the YouTube trolls
And this bullshit snappy chats

1987
You're always gonna be the best
Like fresh Colombian cocaine
Off a 19 year old breast
And the kids these days will never understand
What it's like to play an instrument and be in a band

Growing out our hair
Gettin' high with girls
Cranking Scorpions and Priest
Everyone in leather
There never was a doubt
In any of our minds that pretty soon
Dave and Eddie
Were getting back together

1987
Where did we go astray?
Back then the friends we had were real
And we saw 'em every day
And no one once got canceled for the things that they say

1987
Will forever be the year
When guys wore more lipstick than girls
And no one seemed to care
And the music that we worshiped will live on
Even after all our heavy metal heroes are gone

[Nitro Express]

I gave her the shocker!

[David45]

Steel Panther is an American glam metal band.

[tobinentinc77]

These guys are the best "new" band out there. Jokes aside the music is killer and catchy as hell. They kick ass live too like a real rock n roll show I've never been disappointed. I hope they keep on trucking for years to come. New album should be out this year or 2020 can't wait!