Kristy's Top Ten Guitar Players Who Can Easily Find A Woman's Clitoris

[WARF]

I don't have naked pics of envy_me you perverts.... uh u hu hu hu hu h u hu

I wish I did though.... will you still marry me envy????

[envy_me]

I don't have naked pics of envy_me you perverts.... uh u hu hu hu hu h u hu

I wish I did though.... will you still marry me envy????

Of course I will darling!!! At least you made a super boring evening at Army so much fun :-)

Thanks Warf and Donnie :-)

[DONNIEP]

Of course I will darling!!! At least you made a super boring evening at Army so much fun :-)

Thanks Warf and Donnie :-)

Back at ya!! Now, show me your tits!!

[WARF]

Of course I will darling!!! At least you made a super boring evening at Army so much fun :-)

Thanks Warf and Donnie :-)

I love you baby!!!!!

uh uh u hu hu hu h u hu hu

Nah just kidding... I don't love you...

But I still wanna fuck you!

[chefcraig]

I don't have naked pics of envy_me you perverts.... uh u hu hu hu hu h u hu

Which I more or less suspected, which is why I wasn't all that concerned about editing out the private content.

It is a shame that you let the cat out of the bag (so to speak) so early, howeever. We haven't had a rollicking thread with folks pitching in with hilarious takes in quite a while now.

[WARF]

You should have seen the pic of the serbian whore I goggled it looked exactly like envy me...

It would have been classic....

It would have been a great addition to the muff thread....

[envy_me]

I love you baby!!!!!

uh uh u hu hu hu h u hu hu

Nah just kidding... I don't love you...

But I still wanna fuck you!

I LOVE you. And you love me too :-)

And I don't have an uncle Slobodan.

[neuralfraud]

uh wow...
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Uli Jon Roth. That's my entry. Thanks

[WARF]

Which I more or less suspected, which is why I wasn't all that concerned about editing out the private content.

It is a shame that you let the cat out of the bag (so to speak) so early, howeever. We haven't had a rollicking thread with folks pitching in with hilarious takes in quite a while now.

It's 2 am where envy lives... I didn't want her to stay up all night....

Plus the Serbian uncle in the mafia.... the lawyer threats.... She probably would have been banned when she woke up...

I was beggin' her to say "It's Fab Shadow" and she refused.... oh well....

[WARF]

I LOVE you. And you love me too :-)

And I don't have an uncle Slobodan.

Envy you fucked this up!

We could have had the most classic fight ever!

I had the pic loaded and ready...

I was even gonna register as "Slobadan" and start swearing at people in Serbian! u hu hu h uh u hu hu hu h

after all of this... I really do think I wanna marry you!!!!

[envy_me]

Which I more or less suspected, which is why I wasn't all that concerned about editing out the private content.

It is a shame that you let the cat out of the bag (so to speak) so early, howeever. We haven't had a rollicking thread with folks pitching in with hilarious takes in quite a while now.

It's not Warfs fault that it came out so early. If you guys hate me now, imagine how much you would have hated me if you though i was threatening people for real with yugoslav maffia and uncle slobodan.

[chefcraig]

It's 2 am where envy lives... I didn't wanna to stay up all night....

Probably just as well. I get out of here at 9PM, then have to rush home to get there in time to catch Person Of Interest without missing more than the first 6 minutes. Any longer than that and you'll never figure out the plot.

[envy_me]

Envy you fucked this up!

We could have had the most classic fight ever!

I had the pic loaded and ready...

I was even gonna register as "Slobadan" and start swearing at people in Serbian! u hu hu h uh u hu hu hu h

after all of this... I really do think I wanna marry you!!!!

I know, sorry.

[WARF]

It's not Warfs fault that it came out so early. If you guys hate me now, imagine how much you would have hated me if you though i was threatening people for real with yugoslav maffia and uncle slobodan.

Fab shadow was doing this shit 5 years ago... we would have struck gold if you claimed to be FAB SHADOW....

all hell would have broke loose....

Well... sorry guys.... we got no pics to jerk off to tonight.... now go log on to www.youjizz.com

[chefcraig]

It's not Warfs fault that it came out so early. If you guys hate me now, imagine how much you would have hated me if you though i was threatening people for real with yugoslav maffia and uncle slobodan.

I didn't believe any of it, because we used to do threads like this all the time back in the day. It would lead to other threads, and literally spread across the board in a side-splitting fashion.

That rambunctious spirit is what made the ARMY years ago, and occasionally comes along every now and then, to everyone's jovial amusement.