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[Satan]

You should work for FAUX "News", sockfucker. Just like them, you keep spinning your lies to the point where you actually believe them.

[Matt White]

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[cadaverdog]

You should work for FAUX "News", sockfucker. Just like them, you keep spinning your lies to the point where you actually believe them.

You have failed. I said find something new to whine about. Lying has been covered over and over again. Spelling and grammar have been covered too. And sockfucking. And aliases. There must be something else to whine about.

[Satan]

Bitch, please.....

I've been here since before you mortals took bad dietary advice from me and had to wear fig leaves. There's no such thing as "new" where I come from.

[cadaverdog]

Bitch, please.....

I've been here since before you mortals took bad dietary advice from me and had to wear fig leaves. There's no such thing as "new" where I come from.

You've only been around since the fateful day the elevator got stuck between floors the morning after the thanksgiving I won the devilled egg eating contest. You're nothing but a ball of smelly gas. When they cast you into the lake of fire you're going to explode.

[cadaverdog]

Bitch, please.....

I've been here since before you mortals took bad dietary advice from me and had to wear fig leaves. There's no such thing as "new" where I come from.

Bullshit. Everybody knows the BCE was behind that.

[Satan]

"When they cast me into the Lake of Fire"??

That would be my morning swim, dumbass. Coffee's great, but nothing wakes you up like molten lava.

And I didn't invent the BCE until I told Samuel P. Bush to sell the Remington rifles he acquired in a railroad swindle to both sides of the warring Europeans who used them to start WWI. And the Russians, who would turn them on their own government in 1917.

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but then they got greedy. They don't work for me anymore.

[cadaverdog]

"When they cast me into the Lake of Fire"??

That would be my morning swim, dumbass. Coffee's great, but nothing wakes you up like molten lava.

Lava's ice water compared to the lake of fire. You might try to pretend you're not in total agony but you're melting flesh or whatever you call that shit that covers you is called will give you away. You won't even have the memory of Sammys voice to keep you company any longer.

[Satan]

What do you know about the Lake of Fire?

I have a beachfront condo on the south shore of it.

[cadaverdog]

What do you know about the Lake of Fire?

I have a beachfront condo on the south shore of it.

I've lived in the Mojave desert most of my life. Sometimes it gets so hot here we go swimming in the lake of fire to cool off.

[Satan]

Shit.... the Mojave desert is where I go in the summer to cool off.

[So this is love]

well we have enough snow up here to cool you off...

[cadaverdog]

Shit.... the Mojave desert is where I go in the summer to cool off.

I've saw ya lying around the lake of fire. At first I thought you were a bloody Bigfoot turd. But as I got closer ya moved a little. In the sun you smell worse than a pile of Bigfoot shit. Even the flies were holding their noses.

[cadaverdog]

well we have enough snow up here to cool you off...

He likes the yellow variety.

[Satan]

I only know what "snow" is from the pictures that my son Miroslav sends me.

He's in the NHL........