Kristy's Top Ten Guitar Players Who Can Easily Find A Woman's Clitoris

[chefcraig]

bet you didn't know I have a sex tape!

Big deal, I hours of them piled up in my garage. Wait, do you mean one of yourself? For one reason or another, every time I've had sex the women insisted on closing the drapes and shutting off the lights. I know, weird, eh?

[lesfunk]

yeah, I just posted it!

[Dave's Bitch]

Nope, sorry. He sucks.

You should listen to his playing in Victim of Changes and Painkiller and you may change your mind

Why do you think he sucks?

[envy_me]

Big deal, I hours of them piled up in my garage. Wait, do you mean one of yourself? For one reason or another, every time I've had sex the women insisted on closing the drapes and shutting off the lights. I know, weird, eh?

I can relate to that. I am pretty shy when it comes to genitals. I can't even look mine in the eyes. In the mirror that is...

[Dave's Bitch]

That guy don't got your funk

[lesfunk]

That guy don't got your funk

[Dave's Bitch]

If bassists count then Lesfunk Can Easily Find A Woman's Clitoris

[lesfunk]

unfortunately bassists only count to four... then start over again.

[envy_me]

You're a bass player??? Why do I get along with bass players so damn good. It's crazy, my friends have been teasing me about bass players forever.


P.S. Sorry for hijacking the thread. I just felt it needed it.

[binnie]

Yeah, he's a tool sack. His playing sucks, too.

Not sure what you mean by 'sucks' in this context - he could play circles round most guys.

And you know it's him instantly. That's rare.

[lesfunk]

I had a Swedish girl friend in music school that also was partial to bass players. She eventually wound up with a guitarist though...

[binnie]

Another player who fits into the category of this thread (by which I understand to mean 'guitar players who don't wank off') would be Dean Deleo from Stone Temple Pilots.

Who in the hell plays like THAT?

[envy_me]

I had a Swedish girl friend in music school that also was partial to bass players. She eventually wound up with a guitarist though...

That's crazy. I was together for 3 years with a bass player. Guys I've slept with that I had NO idea played bass turned out to be bass players. It didn't happend just like once or twice. It happends constantly. I think 70% of the guys I have been with were bass players.

[lesfunk]

It's funny that you should say that because I always heard Jimmy Page influence in his playing

[lesfunk]

That's crazy. I was together for 3 years with a bass player. Guys I've slept with that I had NO idea played bass turned out to be bass players. It didn't happend just like once or twice. It happends constantly. I think 70% of the guys I have been with were bass players.

Let's face it. Envy is just a slut for 4 strings! LOL

Much like I'm a slut for women with a pulse!