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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    #46
    Originally posted by sadaist
    Here's a 62 year old.


    It's all good until her wig comes off, her teeth come out and the tits deflate.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Angel
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7481

      #47
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Go back to sucking on your propane nozzle on your trailer home for practice and make yourself useful. Cunt.
      Nah, that's your line of work, not mine. Now go get pissed on and don't forget to put the two-bits you get for it in your pocket.
      "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        #48
        Originally posted by Angel
        Nah, that's your line of work, not mine. Now go get pissed on and don't forget to put the two-bits you get for it in your pocket.
        see, you are useful, good advice
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • jhale667
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 20929

          #49
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          It's all good until her wig comes off, her teeth come out and the tits deflate.
          LOOOOVED Morgan Fairchild. Actually, she was in line in front of me to buy movie tickets a while back, and YEAH, she still looks that good in person...!
          Originally posted by conmee
          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

          That is all.

          Icon.
          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


          Originally posted by Isaac R.
          Then it's really true??

          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
          Originally posted by eddie78
          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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          • Angel
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7481

            #50
            Originally posted by jhale667
            LOOOOVED Morgan Fairchild. Actually, she was in line in front of me to buy movie tickets a while back, and YEAH, she still looks that good in person...!
            My ex had a thing for her. I used to threaten to run away with Dave and he would respond no problem, freed him up for Morgan. :D
            "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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            • DLR Bridge
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2011
              • 5479

              #51
              Originally posted by jhale667
              LOOOOVED Morgan Fairchild. Actually, she was in line in front of me to buy movie tickets a while back, and YEAH, she still looks that good in person...!
              Remember that cheesy made for TV movie she was in (ok, that describes all of them) where she was being stalked by an obsessed perve with a fancy telephoto lense? Think it was early 80's. When I first heard VH's Eyes Of The Night ten years later, I imediately thought of that movie.

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              • fraroc
                Commando
                • Jun 2012
                • 1172

                #52
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                merry early christmas kristy <3
                How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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                • sadaist
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 11625

                  #53
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  It's all good until her wig comes off, her teeth come out and the tits deflate.

                  That's why you gotta have the taxi cab driver waiting to whisk her away quickly once you're finished. Like Cinderella & midnight & pumpkins & such.
                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                  • sonrisa salvaje
                    Veteran
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 2098

                    #54
                    Originally posted by DLR Bridge
                    Remember that cheesy made for TV movie she was in (ok, that describes all of them) where she was being stalked by an obsessed perve with a fancy telephoto lense? Think it was early 80's. When I first heard VH's Eyes Of The Night ten years later, I imediately thought of that movie.
                    That would be The Seduction with Andrew Stevens as the perv photographer. However, you may have seen it on t.v. but that one came to the theater with an R rating because of Morgan being in the nude most of the film.
                    RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
                    LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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                    • fraroc
                      Commando
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 1172

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Seeing as LardMachine is a bit heavy himself no wonder he'd be in favor of Heart's (y'know, the FAT chick in the band) entry into the beauty contest that is the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Shit. This is not even news. Heart should be kicked to the curb like an abandoned puppy, long with the rest of your crappy 80's pseudo-metal/hair bands.
                      Me: This thread got out of control because Kristy is a big fat stupid bi-

                      ELVIS: shut up, fraroc!

                      Me: WEEEEELLLLL....

                      ELVIS: Don't do it, fraroc!

                      Me: WEEEEEEELLLL...

                      ELVIS: I'm warning you!

                      Me: Ok...Ok...

                      ELVIS: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling Kristy a-

                      Me: WEEEEEELLLLL KRISTY IS A BITCH SHE'S A BIG FAT BITCH SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, SHE'S A STUPID BITCH, AS EVER WAS A BITCH, SHE'S A BITCH TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS!

                      ELVIS: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, FRAROC!

                      Me: On Monday she’s a bitch, on Tuesday she’s a bitch then Wednesday through Saturday she’s a bitch. Then on Sunday just to be different she’s a super king khamehameaha BITACH! Come on, RothArmy you all know the words!
                      How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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                      • sonrisa salvaje
                        Veteran
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 2098

                        #56
                        I'm not sure if fraroc is calling Kristy a bitch. Can someone please interpret?
                        RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
                        LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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                        • fraroc
                          Commando
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 1172

                          #57


                          This will explain it all (I fucking love southpark btw)
                          How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576

                            #58



                            Oh hell yeah.....

                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32942

                              #59
                              Originally posted by LoungeMachine


                              Oh hell yeah.....

                              Hi ladies. I'm Alex Van Halen. Would you two sisters like to have a four way with me and my brother?

                              To be honest. I don't blame Alex. LOL!
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • Hardrock69
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 21897

                                #60
                                Uh no. I don't blame him either.

                                Though why bother trying to get a 4-way going? I would just have been trying to get one or the other....

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