Worst Opening Band You've Endured

[Sum Ting Wong]

I bet Sum Ting Wong likes Loudness!

I win bet! No rikey! Send me yoo mony! hahaha!

[Sum Ting Wong]

I liked him. I wonder where he went.

Oh rearry? How much yoo rike me?

[VetteLS5]

You know you're below bottom if you open for BJ...

Envy, if you don't open for BJ, how can you execute it correctly?

[envy_me]

Envy, if you don't open for BJ, how can you execute it correctly?

Lol, what? :D


Edit: Oooh, you mean like that :D

[envy_me]

Oh rearry? How much yoo rike me?

I really like you. You are very sexy. And no Kim has been here, so come on... Make your move :D

[VetteLS5]

Lol, what? :D


Edit: Oooh, you mean like that :D

[envy_me]

Lol, I don't speak english that well, have some patience

[sadaist]

You've got to be joking? How did they not get booed off the stage? There was probably garbage and beer cups being thrown by the third take?

Oh believe me, they were booed. But only before/after each time. During the song itself most the crowd played along because everyone wants to make it into an MTV video back then.

[sonrisa salvaje]

I'd have to say Ton Loc and M.C. Hammer in a tie opening for 2 Live Crew in 1988.

[VetteLS5]

I'd have to say Ton Loc and M.C. Hammer in a tie opening for 2 Live Crew in 1988.

Jesus, did someone pay you to go see that?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Jesus, did someone pay you to go see that?

not enough

[envy_me]

Jesus, did someone pay you to go see that?

I was also thinking that.

[sonrisa salvaje]

LOL. I went with some friends that were into rap at the time. I was kind of along for the ride but back in those days if we had a lot of beer i was pretty much up for any road trips.

[sonrisa salvaje]

From a hard rock/metal standpoint it would probably be the scab version of Skid Row when they and Nugent opened for Kiss on Psycho Circus. To me, they just didn't have anything going on without Bach.

[Hardrock69]

Momentarily nation-wide lame pop-nu-wave band The Clocks opening for Black Sabbath on the Heaven & Hell Tour, November 1980.

I say this not so much because they sucked....they were pretty decent at their nu-wave crap...but opening for Black Sabbath? The audience was howling for blood and was ready to leap onto the stage and hideously rip their skin off of their twitching skeletons.........and so the severe anti-band vibe going is enough to easily make them the worst opening band I ever saw.

Another band who was shit was G-Force opening for Van Halen.....I believe in 1983 or so?

"NOW LET'S TRY IT WITH SYNTHESIZER!!!! *ROAAAAAAAR!!!* ***SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL! !!!!*****"


That motherfucker....I so wanted to strangle him with my bare hands. The only thing that could divert my fury at the suck of the opening band was when the Mighty Van Halen took to the stage and blew our heads clean off.....making me ask myself a question...."Do I feel lucky?"


"Well? Do I punk?"

GOT-DAM RIGHT, MUFFUKKAH! :D