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  • vandeleur
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Sep 2009
    • 9865

    #31
    Originally posted by Kristy
    You're a closet Miley Cyrus fan, aren't you?
    Ouch ... Burn :D
    fuck your fucking framing

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16732

      #32
      Oh my! I was shocked, SHOCKED to read this:

      "Shampoo? Meet Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten? Meet shampoo. A real life version of that exchange might have spared Kiki her spot on this list. Then again, maybe not. Those greasy locks need some serious help, but there’s still the nagging nicotine smell that likely lingers around her. As for her overall assumed aroma, it’s not looking good for Kirsten. Last year, Star magazine quoted an insider as saying, “Kirsten’s friends have nicknamed her ‘Stinky.’” The source claimed the moniker was due to Kirsten having, “the worst body odor!” And a service industry blogger known as “BitterWaitress” not only pegged Kirsten as a tip-stiffer, but added, “She smelled, badly.”

      "Kirsten Dunst is off in her films and I really can't put a finger on it. When she smiles, when she's angry, when she talks - There's something incredibly off. I'm guessing she's extremely un-charismatic. ”

      "Kirsten Dunst: Shes a terrible actress."

      "Kirsten Dunst looked repulsive in Spiderman 2 in the cafe scene when Doc Ock throws the car at her and Tobey. She looks like a wide faced troll to me."

      "Kirsten Dunst - I just don't get it"

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      • jhale667
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 20929

        #33
        Originally posted by BITEYOASS
        When the mention of Jimmy Page only enrages her more.
        Originally posted by conmee
        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

        That is all.

        Icon.
        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


        Originally posted by Isaac R.
        Then it's really true??

        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
        Originally posted by eddie78
        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #34
          Originally posted by Kristy
          Oh, I am. You think I just get high all day?

          I saw that same equation when I puked up Alphabet soup in 3rd grade.
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16732

            #35
            Zeptember? Fuck, that is lame.

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49565

              #36
              Kirsten Dunst was hot for about 10 minutes in that cheerleader movie, and in the first Spiderman. I wouldn't even waste a boner on her...

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16732

                #37
                Apparently, neither does her acting partner.

                Kirsten Dunst Getting Fucked Hard in a Public... by Badlandz

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                • twonabomber
                  formerly F A T
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11294

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Zeptember? Fuck, that is lame.
                  Followed by Rocktober!
                  Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                  • Sensible Shoes
                    Full Member Status

                    • Oct 2009
                    • 4648

                    #39
                    Heh heh. Kristy has a girl-crush on Kirsten Dunst.

                    Oh dear.

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16732

                      #40
                      My girl crush will always be Hilary Hahn

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                      • Sensible Shoes
                        Full Member Status

                        • Oct 2009
                        • 4648

                        #41
                        exotic

                        Oh dear.

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                        • twonabomber
                          formerly F A T
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 11294

                          #42
                          Five head.
                          Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                          • Kristy
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 16732

                            #43
                            Five head???

                            WTF??

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                            • twonabomber
                              formerly F A T
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11294

                              #44
                              There's a lot of real estate between her eyebrows and her hairline. So that's a five head, and not a forehead.
                              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                              • Kristy
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 16732

                                #45
                                There is absolutely nothing wrong with her forehead.

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