Kristy's BEST & WORST Album Offerings In 2013

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16730

    Kristy's BEST & WORST Album Offerings In 2013

    As for the best, there were some surprises seeing 2013 didn't suck as much in the music department as much as I thought it would. The best will take some time to post but as for the worst there was was only two that came across my ears. One of which was thus:



    There are dogs and then there is Animal. Maybe I don't get Terri Nunn and her whole pseudo-sexualized approach to songwriting and I'm not sure I ever want to. For a person such as myself who can be open to listening to just abut anything one spin of this made me want to run out any purchase the entire Zep catalog. This tripe sounds like it was dated from 1998 pre-My Space electronica as Nun belts out

    "Can you feel the animal? I feel it when you touch my body and you know what I really want, I want my fill of you..."

    (gag)

    Nunn, who must be what, in her mid to late 50's now is going all cougar town for the tweeny town dance market. Nothing here works, and even if it did it's some 15 to 20 years out of date. Much like Nunn herself.

    The other was this one, obviously:



    I'd love to flatten Katie Crutchfield face with a shovel. Bitch cannot sing, write or play yet, somehow, she is asslicked and worshiped as being "genius." This is post-My Space ghey pop for disillusioned emo kids and community college dropouts who study "art" but never produced anything above a finger painting. Katie Crutchfield is that whining brat you find sitting alone at a Denny's 3:00A.M. writing "poetry" on napkins so she can perform them later on her out-of-tune guitar in front of Starbucks sippers who refuse to find themselves a job. Just a horrid, deplorable record.
  • Terry
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12123

    #2
    Hmmm.

    Had no idea Teri Nunn / Berlin were still making records.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    • TFM_Dale
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2009
      • 7943

      #3
      Originally posted by Terry
      Hmmm.

      Had no idea Teri Nunn / Berlin were still making records.
      And why would you? What would really shock me is if anybody bought the damn thing (looking at you Kristy).

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16730

        #4
        No, I first heard that Berlin album on some internet streaming radio which played the damned thing - in its entirety

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        • TFM_Dale
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2009
          • 7943

          #5
          Originally posted by Kristy
          No, I first heard that Berlin album on some internet streaming radio which played the damned thing - in its entirety
          You are a braver soul than I, just thinking about listening to it scares the crap out of me.

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          • SunisinuS
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • May 2010
            • 3301

            #6
            Originally posted by Kristy
            As for the best, there were some surprises seeing 2013 didn't suck as much in the music department as much as I thought it would. The best will take some time to post but as for the worst there was was only two that came across my ears. One of which was thus:



            There are dogs and then there is Animal. Maybe I don't get Terri Nunn and her whole pseudo-sexualized approach to songwriting and I'm not sure I ever want to. For a person such as myself who can be open to listening to just abut anything one spin of this made me want to run out any purchase the entire Zep catalog. This tripe sounds like it was dated from 1998 pre-My Space electronica as Nun belts out

            "Can you feel the animal? I feel it when you touch my body and you know what I really want, I want my fill of you..."

            (gag)

            Nunn, who must be what, in her mid to late 50's now is going all cougar town for the tweeny town dance market. Nothing here works, and even if it did it's some 15 to 20 years out of date. Much like Nunn herself.

            The other was this one, obviously:



            I'd love to flatten Katie Crutchfield face with a shovel. Bitch cannot sing, write or play yet, somehow, she is asslicked and worshiped as being "genius." This is post-My Space ghey pop for disillusioned emo kids and community college dropouts who study "art" but never produced anything above a finger painting. Katie Crutchfield is that whining brat you find sitting alone at a Denny's 3:00A.M. writing "poetry" on napkins so she can perform them later on her out-of-tune guitar in front of Starbucks sippers who refuse to find themselves a job. Just a horrid, deplorable record.
            All I can say if I live long enough....it will be hilarious to see Kristy at 50. Apparently then the rules will not apply....or she would have committed suicide. You know. 40 is death. At least wiki it.

            Kristy wrote "Logan's Run".*


            *PS It's people.
            Last edited by SunisinuS; 11-12-2013, 03:04 AM. Reason: Old people suck....and that counts anyone over 28. Fukin lmfao. Ageism is the perfect way to show your wisdom.
            Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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            • wolfsbane
              Roadie
              • Jan 2005
              • 143

              #7
              Which albums were the best?

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 59570

                #8
                I'll admit to listening to Berlin in the 80s. Driven by teenage hormonal lust, of course. It's not like they ever actually offered much musically.
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • Mushroom
                  Commando
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 1205

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  As for the best, I feel it when you touch my body and you know what I really want, I want my fill
                  (gag)
                  Come up for air honeybabysweetiedoll. Best of 2013 is, by default, Van Halen's 2012 release A Different Kind of Truth.

                  Worst of 2013: Sammy Hagar and friends

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                  • binnie
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2006
                    • 19145

                    #10
                    I like the cover of the Berlin album. :D

                    Can't imagine I'd ever want to get passed that.......
                    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16730

                      #11
                      I'll just post covers of some. None of your cretins are cerebral enough to understand music






                      Ah, fuck this, taking too long. There is about 30 others but eh.

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