Paul Stanley Banter

[Kristy]

Those spin off shows especially shit like Deep Space 9 (which sounds more like the title of porno) don't even count. Those shows were made to make money off of nerds.

[DONNIEP]

Those spin off shows especially shit like Deep Space 9 (which sounds more like the title of porno) don't even count. Those shows were made to make money off of nerds.

I don't know about you, but I thought these two new Trek movies kicked ass. Although it should be Kirk getting the brown sugar - not Spock.

[Kristy]

The first new Trekkie flick was quite good; 'Into Darkness' a bit lame. I did think Simon Pegg as Scotty was a decent choice

I loved this scene:

[Satan]

I don't know about you, but I thought these two new Trek movies kicked ass. Although it should be Kirk getting the brown sugar - not Spock.

What chick would want Spock for a boyfriend? The guy only wants it once every 7 years.

[vandeleur]

I liked the new star treks , simon peg is usually pretty cool in stuff

[DONNIEP]

What chick would want Spock for a boyfriend? The guy only wants it once every 7 years.

Yeah, and if she doesn't put out he's liable to kill her in a horny rage! What if she's on the rag that week? I mean, it doesn't bother me but some chicks are funny about that sort of thing.

[DONNIEP]

I liked the new star treks , simon peg is usually pretty cool in stuff

Who's Simon Peg?

[Nitro Express]

Aw man, that dude from Deep 69 sucked balls. And that guy from Benson sucked too. If I ran that space station I would have turned it into an intergalactic pussy palace. Just one giant outer space whore house. I mean, who's to stop you?

And come on - if they really did invent holodecks, nobody would ever leave em! I'd be in there having an orgy with 37 of these:

Even our primitive technology has turned mankind into internet porn addicts. The smart phones have made people even dumber. Even to the point of walking off the sidewalk and into the path of moving vehicles. Holodecks would be the end. You would have have human sludge laying around in them. It would not be pretty.

[DONNIEP]

Oh, ok, Scotty. Yeah I like that guy. He needs to lose the little green kid he runs around with.

[DONNIEP]

Even our primitive technology has turned mankind into internet porn addicts. The smart phones have made people even dumber. Even to the point of walking off the sidewalk and into the path of moving vehicles. Holodecks would be the end. You would have have human sludge laying around in them. It would not be pretty.

Exactly. And I'd be the first one to die in one. I'd crank that fucker up to 11 and go out in a mass of tangled, sweaty Susan Deys.

[Nitro Express]

Exactly. And I'd be the first one to die in one. I'd crank that fucker up to 11 and go out in a mass of tangled, sweaty Susan Deys.

You would be playing naked Twister with all of them and die of a heart attack.

[Nitro Express]

One night I had an angel appear in my room. I asked why I was here. He said you came to make the oysters squirt. I think I have an idea of what he meant but I'm not quite sure.

[DONNIEP]

You would be playing naked Twister with all of them and die of a heart attack.

What a way to go. I bet she smelled like honeysuckle and Marlboro lites. Mmmm....Lori...

[Nitro Express]

What a way to go. I bet she smelled like honeysuckle and Marlboro lites. Mmmm....Lori...

I prefer the smell of Winston Ultra Lites.

[DONNIEP]

I prefer the smell of Winston Ultra Lites.

I wouldn't care if she was smoking Mistys. What a ride that would be...Scotty! Go build me a holodeck pronto! And shove that little green fucker out an airlock!