New Ted Nugent with Derek St Holmes...

[Nickdfresh]

https://www.facebook.com/DerekStHolmes

[ELVIS]

I wasn't there...

Story of your life...

[Seshmeister]

I'd rather see Derek St Hubbins...

Correction - David St Hubbins.

There's a fine line between stupid and clever...

[Nickdfresh]

Story of your life...

How's the Sabbath going for you, Elbitch?

[Seshmeister]

He's away watching Bibleman...

[chefcraig]

This sounds familiar, yet in a good way...

[Nickdfresh]

I have nothing against Terrible Ted as a guitar player, but didn't he and Holmes have like one "hit" if that? And will they be playing Damn Yankees stuff on tour?

[Kristy]

LOL He played a bar a frequent not so long ago. His whole thing is rather sad, like an old guy pretending he's still 18 or something. I wasn't there, but the people at the bar when he was drinking the night before the "gig" said basically he was a childish idiot if a nice guy...

You know, when your generational "rock stars" relics start becoming more than highly embarrassing parodies of themselves, it is way past time to get off the stage - for good. That dude looks like he is one half-step away from permanent homelessness and chronic alcoholism. Plus, the dude just looks gross.

[Kristy]

This sounds familiar, yet in a good way...

Sounds more like two meth head alley cats fighting each other over dumpster scraps from a Chinese restaurant. The more and more I listen to relic music er, sorry, "classic rock" the more fucking ridiculous it is.

Katy Perry, Chef, that's where it is at THESE DAYS. Sure, she may have F A T thighs and be in the Illuminati but she is one hell of a blooz singer and could "rock" this tune better then Ted and his smelly lice-haired hippie ever will.

[chefcraig]

Sounds more like two meth head alley cats fighting each other over dumpster scraps from a Chinese restaurant. The more and more I listen to relic music er, sorry, "classic rock" the more fucking ridiculous it is.

Katy Perry, Chef, that's where it is at THESE DAYS. Sure, she may have F A T thighs and be in the Illuminati but she is one hell of a blooz singer and could "rock" this tune better then Ted and his smelly lice-haired hippie ever will.

Yeah, but you have to admit that the drummer is somewhat hot.

[Kristy]

See? Total blooz singer. The real deal!


F A T thighs and check out that Satanic gesturing/posturing. Just like your buddy Ted used to do.

[Kristy]

Yeah, but you have to admit that the drummer is somewhat hot.

Eh, no. But I will go a little off my usual self here and say something positive about Ted's drummer....um...well, he can keep better time than Ringo.

[Nickdfresh]

You know, when your generational "rock stars" relics start becoming more than highly embarrassing parodies of themselves, it is way past time to get off the stage - for good. That dude looks like he is one half-step away from permanent homelessness and chronic alcoholism. Plus, the dude just looks gross.

It's funny because most of the staff there are women under 30, maybe most of them under 25. I tried to explain who he was and some got the Ted Nugent connection, but then I barely knew who he was because I had no ideal Nugent had a lead singer after that first band he was in with the "Journey to the Center of the Mind" song or whatever...

[Kristy]

It's funny because most of the staff there are women under 30, maybe most of them under 25. I tried to explain who he was and some got the Ted Nugent connection, but then I barely knew who he was because I had no ideal Nugent had a lead singer after that first band he was in with the "Journey to the Center of the Mind" song or whatever...

Nope. Nothing "funny" about that. When talking to women 30 and under in shit white trash dive bars where Ted resides his career these days, ask them who Arcade Fire is and I'll bet you $100 they will know who you are talking about.

[Kristy]

Now that I think about it, Ted is the white man's burden of Chuck Berry. They both have a thing for poop and underage girls.