I think Kristy actually wrote this article

[TFM_Dale]

And the #1 reason this list is fucking retarded is



"KANYE WEST He’s okay, but he’s really a better producer than a rapper."

Really? Slam legend after legend and that is all you have to say about that overblown idiot? Fuck off already.

[FORD]

Who ever wrote that shit, I think they managed to insult my entire music collection... except they didn't bother to bash Van Halen, oddly enough.

[Kristy]

Whoever wrote that list needs a new fucking hobby. Gotta love the internet, freedom of speech became "please read my random retarded rantings".

Yeah, I don't know anything about that.

[Nitro Express]

All you ever do, it is an original thought that would shock somebody.

No. I think you are describing yourself.

[Nitro Express]

Oh come on people. The list is a sarcastic joke. It's like being at a roast. It's funny.

[lesfunk]

I don't know... the Cure description was very accurate

[Nitro Express]

THE CURE

This band just made music about crying, which makes sense considering their lead singer looks like a fat, wet baby.

Ha! Ha! Some things are best left in the past. At least that dumb goth trend is dead.

[Mr. Vengeance]

It would be easy to dismiss this piece of shit as parody, but I actually have known shitheads like this who hate every music icon and only listen to obscure bands from Romania- that is until they sell more than 15 copies of an album. Then they've "gone commerical"..

[Seshmeister]

I don't know... the Cure description was very accurate

The first rule of goth, it only works if you are skinny.

[vandeleur]

The first rule of goth, it only works if you are skinny.

Wow Robert smith has let himself go . Love cat my arse the love hippo

[vandeleur]

In defence of the cure :
A. I had a super hot girlfriend who loved them . The choice was sex and listen to them or sex and suffer hand cramps .
B. They have a good song , so good they recorded it numerous times . You know the one , plink plinketty plink
C. Can I mention I had a girlfriend once

[Seshmeister]

It's fortunate Rod Hull never lived long enough to see her let herself go like that...

[Seshmeister]

In defence of the cure :
A. I had a super hot girlfriend who loved them . The choice was sex and listen to them or sex and suffer hand cramps .
B. They have a good song , so good they recorded it numerous times . You know the one , plink plinketty plink
C. Can I mention I had a girlfriend once

I think we all had goth girlfriends at one point. We needed to prey on the goths to make up the numbers because there were never enough decent girl rock fans.

Maybe we should go and try and recruit members from the CureArmy website!

[vandeleur]

They would all definitely look like grott bags now .
At the Mayfair the goths and the rock guys mixed . Though pale and frail isn't a good look for a young lad in Newcastle on A Saturday night I would imagine .

[ELVIS]

I think we all had goth girlfriends at one point.

Speak for yourself...