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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35753

    #46
    I think Kristy actually wrote this article

    Originally posted by FORD
    Hybrid between goth and punk.
    A gonk?

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    • vandeleur
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Sep 2009
      • 9865

      #47
      I thought gunk but gonk is funnier
      fuck your fucking framing

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        #48
        Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 08-30-2014, 11:06 AM. Reason: boobs
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16737

          #49
          REM is the definition of white middle class angst. Although I will admit their first 5 albums were pretty much masterpieces but then...where in the fuck did this "shiny happy people" shit come from? Was Stipe OD'ing on heavy antidepressants? Then, of course, somewhere in the 90's he lost his religion and became another bloated rock star asshole millionaire.

          Thank you, MTV. Next to Jimmy Page you have virtually destroyed all that was once pure and good with music.

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16737

            #50
            Look how white people cannot dance for shit:


            What else? Some highly annoying pussy and tit shots of a late 30-something Kate Pierson. What in the hell happened to her? Did Iggy Pop traumatize her is some fashion? 'Candy' was one hell of a great song, but this? Like most white people, Kate only knows one dance move: "The Swim." Notice the black girl giving the old man some old fashioned Jonestown Guyanese-made Kool-Aid and he becomes "shiny" and "happy" as well. Oh, and let's not forget those dancers who look like theater major failures. The nerdy bass player, the filthy hippie mandolin player, the lost drummer. And then there is Stipe himself dressed like a the kid who used to deliver your newspaper when he was 12 but is now 30 and is still delivering your newspaper. Not the gheyest tune they did but certainly one of the gayest. Jingley-Jangely retarded early 90's college rock for retards.

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            • Kristy
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 16737

              #51
              Lucky for her, Kate did redeem herself:


              Great tune except that Iggy is trying to much to be like Billy Idol here. But Billy could never write a tune as kick ass as this. Okay, maybe 'Blue Highway' now that kicked ass.

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16737

                #52
                Of course, here is the BEST SONG EVER WRITTEN!


                Not sure why but it sounds slightly autobiographical to me for some reason.

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49565

                  #53
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  REM was a great band until Bill Berry's brain blew up on him, and he quit.

                  Never would have predicted the drummer would be the key member of that group.

                  Obviously a result of his uni-brow trying to take over his head....

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 59610

                    #54
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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