So Michael Sweet from Stryper made a record with that dude who used to be in Dokken..

[binnie]

You know a couple of years ago there was a Gene Simmons sex-tape leaked, and Gene looked like he was fucking with all the passion of a fat chick at a vegan festival? That was the musical equivalent of that.

[ELVIS]

Let's see what Lynch has to say...

[ELVIS]

"Supergroup" ??


LMAO...

[Von Halen]

George Lynch "I'm able to raise a large family doing what I love to do"

Elvis "I'm able to wash cars while George Lynch is living my dream"

Thanks for posting that interview Elvis. Very humble interview from Lynch. I have a feeling there will definitely be some KXM shows in the future. Maybe even with another band he mentioned. That will be a show I will not miss.

[ELVIS]

Yep...

Just washed the Super Bee...

[DLR Bridge]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

[Kristy]

Sounds just like a Stryper record to me. What do you mortals think?

Christian "rock" is an abomination.

[Kristy]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

There it is. Of course, Trollvis did not want to take it out of the box because it might devalue it whenever he takes it in the bathtub.

I know, right? Trollvis bathes.

[Satan]

Christian "rock" is an abomination.

Here in Hell, we just consider it "comedy"

[Kristy]

Just came across this


Now that is kind of cool - for $140.

[Satan]

You would think for $140 they could get the color right. The BatMobile wasn't silver or chrome, or whatever that is, it was black.

[Kristy]

That is what makes it another overpriced "collector's item."

[ELVIS]

That's not a collector's item, Mr. Walmart shopper...

[Nickdfresh]

...At least not anything that wasn't done on a Panasonic cassette player.
....

Wow, Elvis is really upping his game!

[ELVIS]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Hmmm...

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