Band Maid

[Kristy]

Always thought it was funny that the 2 biggest arm-chair "I hate Everything" critics on here have never written, recorded, or performed a gig in their lives.

Come to think of it, neither have you. Well, nothing remotely listenable.

I'm just wondering how far Von will let Kenni go if he does turn out to be a dude.....

And I'm wondering how far your aorta will go before you have a stroke.

[Seshmeister]

That's a bit strong do you not think?

[DONNIEP]

That's a bit strong do you not think?

Maybe, if this was an Ariana Grande message board

[Seshmeister]

Google says half plus 7 of 28.

[DONNIEP]

Google says half plus 7 of 28.

Google can suck it! Ariana is hot as hell and only a drunken Scotsman would turn her down!

[Kristy]

Those who can't... bitch, clearly.

Those who can't play...Soundcloud.

[Kristy]

That's a bit strong do you not think?

Well his own face ate his chin. So you tell me.

[DONNIEP]

Well his own face ate his chin. So you tell me.

I think you're supposed to be nice all the time now. Please keep in mind that this is real life and any words you type have a direct correlation to what happens in the world outside some glowing computer screen.

[Kristy]

When was this written?


I think you're missing Elvis.

[Kristy]

Much, much better

Well, until Dave Grohl got a hold of him.

[LoungeMachine]

Back on Topic.....





What do these 5 girls have that Kenni doesn't?

A band
Instruments
Talent
Fans
Gigs
Vaginas



I'll take this over anything Katy Perry has ever done......

[LoungeMachine]

Those who can't play...Soundcloud.

Any links to anything you've ever played?

Anywhere?



Didn't think so.

[LoungeMachine]

Speaking of beautiful women with talent......






Better singer, and way hotter than Katy Perry......

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

,

Yeah, I'm loving it.....

I like these bitchs

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

Any links to anything you've ever played?

Anywhere?



Didn't think so.

she plays the cockwissle
the stupid cunt