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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12749
    #76
    Originally posted by binnie
    I tried to look into the eyes of The Winger, but in my mind all I could hear were Beavis and Butthead telling me how bad an idea it was

    Uhhuuhhuuhuhuuhhu
    HEATHEN!

    You shall burn in... huh... well, whatever is Kip Winger's hell. I'll have to come up with it, first. Stay tuned!

    Note: Any joke built around "listening to Kip Winger IS hell" shall be dealt with brute force. You have been warned.

    Cheers!

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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13373
        #77
        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
        I actually know someone who booked Kip Winger recently....

        Said he was actually a humble, down to earth guy with a self-depricating sense of humor.

        And has a band full of kick ass musicians. And really nice hair.
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • binnie
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2006
            • 19145
            #78
            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
            I actually know someone who booked Kip Winger recently....

            Said he was actually a humble, down to earth guy with a self-depricating sense of humor.

            Modesty has never been your strong suit, has it?

            Oh, and you left out the part about having a tiny penis.....
            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • binnie
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2006
                • 19145
                #79
                Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                HEATHEN!

                You shall burn in... huh... well, whatever is Kip Winger's hell.
                It is called Seattle.
                The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373
                    #80
                    Originally posted by binnie
                    Thou shalt write songs with keyboard parts

                    Thou shalt make playing bass uncool

                    Thou shalt be a pretentious version of Bon Jovi

                    Thou shalt have a preppy name which could equally be applied to a pet.
                    Blasphemer! You need to read your scriptures and go put on your Winger tour t shirt and hope He didn't hear that!
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12749
                        #81
                        Originally posted by vandeleur
                        Are we wingerologists or wingerians ? It's important for tax purposes
                        Wingerians sounds pretty damn cool. I vote for that.

                        Cheers!

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                          • vandeleur
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 9865
                            #82
                            You can winger chest wigs at gigs yeah ?
                            fuck your fucking framing

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                              • LoungeMachine
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 32576
                                #83



                                Originally posted by Kristy
                                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                  • Kristy
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 16341
                                    #84
                                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine


                                    Too easy......

                                    Yeah, keep on deluding yourself you F A T fuck.

                                    Anything sadder than a 50+ year old diabetic coma candidate posting Japanese school girl porn fetish?

                                    Grow up or get lost. Or do both.

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                                      • LoungeMachine
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 32576
                                        #85
                                        Originally posted by Kristy
                                        Grow up or get lost. Or do both.
                                        Or else?



                                        Like I said.....you're too easy.
                                        Originally posted by Kristy
                                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                          • LoungeMachine
                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 32576
                                            #86


                                            Originally posted by Kristy
                                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                              • Kristy
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 16341
                                                #87
                                                No posting personal pics from elsewhere!

                                                First and final warning.
                                                Last edited by Seshmeister; 04-14-2015, 03:49 PM.

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                                                  • LoungeMachine
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 32576
                                                    #88
                                                    Ah, the only move S[he] had left....



                                                    Couldn't just keep it here, eh?

                                                    That didn't take long......
                                                    Originally posted by Kristy
                                                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                      • DONNIEP
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 13373
                                                        #89
                                                        Can we please stick to the topic? Winger is looking down on all of you!
                                                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                                          • Kristy
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 16341
                                                            #90
                                                            What move?

                                                            That you're nothing more than a pervert with a schoolgirl fetish and/or how you want others to accept your masturbatory fantasy?

                                                            Bet you like one of them to spank your F A T ass in a diaper if you could get a woman to stomach the very site of you.

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