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#106

04-24-2015, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by binnie

My mum caught me wanking once.

She was a bit annoyed at been woken up at 3AM, but was relieved to finally have an explanation for the persistancy of her conjunctivitus.....

Immature, childish and inappropriate for a mature board like the Army!

Can you post pics of your mom?

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#107

04-24-2015, 03:20 PM

Fags, the whole lot of you.
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#108

04-24-2015, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by TFM_Dale

Fags, the whole lot of you.

a pack a day...

Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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#109

04-24-2015, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by DONNIEP

Immature, childish and inappropriate for a mature board like the Army!

Can you post pics of your mom?

It's a fuck of a lot of effort going down to the basement at this time of night. Down all those stairs, then fiddling with the tricky lock, not to mention enduring the cold and damp. So no, I can't be arsed

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#110

04-24-2015, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by TFM_Dale

Fags, the whole lot of you.

Your dad been talkin' about us again, huh?

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#111

04-24-2015, 03:25 PM

Who is my dad now? This place is so dysfunctional how in the hell am I supposed to keep track?
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#112

04-24-2015, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by binnie

It's a fuck of a lot of effort going down to the basement at this time of night. Down all those stairs, then fiddling with the tricky lock, not to mention enduring the cold and damp. So no, I can't be arsed

i'm sure he would reimburse you (not code)

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#113

04-24-2015, 03:27 PM

I've explained this before: Sesh plays daddy and Elvis plays mommy (that's why they always fight).

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#114

04-24-2015, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by binnie

I've explained this before: Sesh plays daddy and Elvis plays mommy (that's why they always fight).

That fucking kilt confuses me every time.
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#115

04-24-2015, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by TFM_Dale

That fucking kilt confuses me every time.

I wouldn't say that Sesh is confused:

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http://www.polyvore.com/leather_kilt_for_men_gays/thing?id=13633062

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#116

04-24-2015, 03:40 PM

E thought it was his turn for a reach around, Sesh disagreed, next thing I know E had poopy pants.
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#117

04-24-2015, 03:43 PM

Von had pictures of it all but that fucking carrot ruined that for us.
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#118

04-24-2015, 03:45 PM

Elvis is into carrots now?

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#119

04-24-2015, 03:46 PM

Depends on the orifice but yes.
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#120

04-24-2015, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch

It's just a dick, chill out Clara.

Dicks can be very, very scary things to a large percentage of the male population.

They awaken certain... feelings. Feelings buried deep beneath decades of social & religious self-abuse.

Cheers!
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