SHARON!! Ozzy Leaves Compound to Get Away From Cunt

[vandeleur]

. Someone needs to take these fuckwits aside and explain to them that everyone dies...

thats a bit of a buzz kill

[vandeleur]

Am not putting a lot of faith in this sort of story.
Mainly on account that Ozzy couldnt have an affair he cant even put his own pants on.
Its like Stephen Hawking having an affair...... how the fuck could he get in a wardrobe if the husband came back early.

[DONNIEP]

Exactly .... or adele for you young folk.
London hasnt really changed since my fair lady most of the the cock a knee people are chimney sweeps.

I only know a couple Adele songs and honest to God I just saw what she looks like - aside from that one album cover - a couple weeks ago. Holy shit is she a fat cow or what? Although I do really like Skyfall.

[vandeleur]

I only know a couple Adele songs and honest to God I just saw what she looks like - aside from that one album cover - a couple weeks ago. Holy shit is she a fat cow or what? Although I do really like Skyfall.

She has a pretty face .... thats code for "she is a munter"

[DONNIEP]

Am not putting a lot of faith in this sort of story.
Mainly on account that Ozzy couldnt have an affair he cant even put his own pants on.
Its like Stephen Hawking having an affair...... how the fuck could he get in a wardrobe if the husband came back early.

I hate Stephen Hawking. These days you can't even tell if he's making up all his theories and shit or if it's the idiots working for him. And IF he was such a goddamn genius know-it-all, how come he doesn't make his computer talk like a Cylon? Or KITT? Or HAL?? Yeah, he ain't smart enough to figure that out, now is he?

[DONNIEP]

She has a pretty face .... thats code for "she is a munter"

She's literally like the size of Andre The Giant. They must custom make those pianos for her. Make the keys all bigger and spaced out so she can play em.

[vandeleur]

I hate Stephen Hawking. These days you can't even tell if he's making up all his theories and shit or if it's the idiots working for him. And IF he was such a goddamn genius know-it-all, how come he doesn't make his computer talk like a Cylon? Or KITT? Or HAL?? Yeah, he ain't smart enough to figure that out, now is he?

You're jealous cos he is getting more than you !! he is a shagger

[DONNIEP]

You're jealous cos he is getting more than you !! he is a shagger

He would be if his wheelchair talked like HAL. Instead it sounds as retarded as he is. Hell, Timmy can communicate better than that moron

[vandeleur]

He would be if his wheelchair talked like HAL. Instead it sounds as retarded as he does. Hell, Timmy can communicate better than that moron

My fav hawking joke is how does stephen hawking come ... control v.

[vandeleur]

She's literally like the size of Andre The Giant. They must custom make those pianos for her. Make the keys all bigger and spaced out so she can play em.

All her songs sound the same , and you only like skyfall cos of the bond thang.

[DONNIEP]

All her songs sound thew same , and you only like skyfall cos of the bond thang.

Maybe. But it was a lot better than the last theme song, which should have been titled Bond Is Gay. That was the worst Bond song ever. Even worse than the one Aha did.

[vandeleur]

Maybe. But it was a lot better than the last theme song, which should have been titled Bond Is Gay. That was the worst Bond song ever. Even worse than the one Aha did.

sam smith ?? yeah it was wank

[Kristy]

Fucking limeys. Cannot wait for Trump to send these asswipes back to their shitty country where the sun never shines.

[vandeleur]

Fucking limeys. Cannot wait for Trump to send these asswipes back to their shitty country where the sun never shines.

Racist

[Kristy]