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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16471

    F A T Bob

    Rumor has it that F A T Bob is about to go on the road again to promote his unlistenable bullshit. Deemed The Lost World Tour F A T Bob is back with his brand of ear splitting melodic "Jesus fuck, I am old" and utterly boring fuck you and fuck goth although being goth makes me a fuck ton of money among Starsucks-drinking hipsters who suck each other off for their vinyl record collecting snobbery. Now, I myself am going to see Depeche Mode in November and I know they are old and boring and lately Martin Gore looks like Trumps dried up ball sack but god damn, what in the fuck is this?





    Hang it up, F A T Bob. You don't need the money. Or maybe you do. I do not give a fuck.
  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16471

    #2
    At least F A T Bob's heart is in the right place. From their website:

    "We want the tour to be affordable for all fans, and we have a very wide (and we think very fair) range of pricing at every show," they write. "Our ticketing partners have agreed to help us stop scalpers from getting in the way; to help minimize resale and keep prices at face value, tickets for this tour will not be transferable. If something comes up that prevents a fan from being able to use a ticket they have purchased, they will be able resell it on a face value ticket exchange.

    "Unfortunately, despite our desire to protect our low ticket prices for fans, the states of NY, IL and CO make this very difficult," the statement continues. "They actually have laws in place that protect scalpers! For shows in these states we urge fans to buy or sell tickets to one another on face value exchanges like twickets.live and cashortrade.org. Fans should avoid buying tickets that are being resold at inflated prices by scalpers, and the sites that host these scalpers should refrain from reselling tickets for our shows."


    Well, okay, good for them. But....they (like everyone else) are going through TicketMaster who are by far the biggest god damn scalpers on the planet. This is just window dressing to make TicketMaster look good after that major Taylor Swift fuck up. I would like to see F A T Bob one last time - you know, before he has a stroke and there are currently no scheduled Denvoid tour date(s).

    So...fuck them.

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16471

      #3
      Oops, they just did:

      June 06 Denvoid, CO FIDDLER'S GREEN AMPHITHEATRE

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      • twonabomber
        formerly F A T
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 11245

        #4
        I am skipping F A T Bob and waiting for F A T Pete (Gabriel)
        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35384

          #5
          They played here in December and there was a lot of new tracks and a few very deep cuts, it's definitely not a greatest hits tour.

          I never went but family enjoyed it.

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16471

            #6
            Originally posted by twonabomber
            I am skipping F A T Bob and waiting for F A T Pete (Gabriel)
            Yeah, he's calling it the "i/o Tour" The North America dates are not until mid-September and thus far, only major cities. I'd like to see him but cannot afford these (TicketMaster) shows.

            May 18 Krakow, Poland TAURON Arena
            May 20 Verona, Italy Verona Arena
            May 21 Milan, Italy Mediolanum Arena
            May 23 Paris, France Accor Arena
            May 24 Lille, France Stade Pierre-Mauroy
            May 26 Berlin, Germany Waldbuehne
            May 28 Munich, Germany Koenigsplatz
            May 30 Copenhagen, Denmark Royal Arena
            May 31 Stockholm, Sweden Avicii Arena
            June 2 Bergen, Norway Koengen
            June 5 Amsterdam, Netherlands Ziggo Dome
            June 6 Antwerp, Belgium Sportpaleis
            June 8 Zurich, Switzerland Hallenstadion
            June 10 Cologne, Germany Lanxess Arena
            June 12 Hamburg, Germany Barclays Arena
            June 13 Frankfurt, Germany Festhalle
            June 15 Bordeaux, France Arkea Arena
            June 17 Birmingham, UK Utilita Arena
            June 19 London, UK The O2
            June 20 Nottingham, UK Motorpoint Arena
            June 22 Glasgow, UK OVO Hydro
            June 23 Manchester, UK AO Arena
            June 25 Dublin, Ireland 3Arena
            September 8 Quebec City, Quebec Videotron Centre
            September 9 Ottawa, Ontario Canadian Tire Centre
            September 11 Toronto, Ontario Scotiabank Arena
            September 13 Montreal, Quebec Bell Centre
            September 14 Boston, Massachusetts TD Garden
            September 16 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Wells Fargo Center
            September 18 New York, New York Madison Square Garden
            September 30 Chicago, Illinois United Center
            October 7 Vancouver, British Columbia Rogers Arena
            October 8 Seattle, Washington Climate Pledge Arena
            October 11 San Francisco, California Chase Center
            October 13 Los Angeles, California Kia Forum

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            • twonabomber
              formerly F A T
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 11245

              #7
              The Cavs arena is not a Ticketmaster venue, they use Seat Geek. The DM tickets weren't too pricey and with the Rock Hall member presale I had tickets a few days before the general sale.

              Local writer says a Gabriel show is rumored to be added later. We'll see. If it's after September it won't be at Blossom, it'll be downtown.
              Last edited by twonabomber; 03-10-2023, 06:37 PM.
              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16471

                #8
                You sure about that? TicketMaster seems to have the monopoly on just about every concert out there. I really, really hate those fuckers.

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                • twonabomber
                  formerly F A T
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11245

                  #9
                  Yeah, Seat Geek is not a TM subsidiary. Whole different app and everything.

                  The Cavs were using Flash Seats and then AXS killed it.
                  Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16471

                    #10
                    Most likely because Flash Seats can be easily hacked. Knowing how big Depeche Mode is and the amount of fans they attract you'd think they would strike a deal with TicketMaster (at least on North American shows) to dictate where they can play and how much they get their cut.

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59101

                      #11
                      When did Bob bleach his hair?
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49330

                        #12
                        Originally posted by twonabomber
                        I am skipping F A T Bob and waiting for F A T Pete (Gabriel)
                        Taste...

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49330

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          You sure about that? TicketMaster seems to have the monopoly on just about every concert out there. I really, really hate those fuckers.
                          Well yeah and that's a fucking problem. One hopes these cunts would actually get some pushback from the whole Taylor Swift bot thing, but then again most diehard Swift fans ae bots to begin with...

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                          • Kristy
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 16471

                            #14
                            Good news. F A T Bob seems to be waging his personal battle with Ticketmasturbator and their bullshit fees.

                            The band purposefully kept ticket costs affordable, with some as low as $20 (£16). But fans shared screenshots of Ticketmasturbator shopping baskets with varying fees across different venues: one image showed combined fees that exceeded the cost of a $20 ticket – each subject to a service fee of $11.65 and a facility charge of $10, plus an overall order processing fee of $5.50.

                            The fees were levied by the ticket sales behemoth as part of its Verified Fan programme, which allows fans to register for an advance sale that is said to prevent tickets getting into the hands of touts or bots.

                            “To be very clear: the artist has no way to limit them,” Smith wrote in a trademark caps lock tweet. “I have been asking how they are justified. If I get anything coherent by way of an answer I will let you all know.”




                            Oh, here's the link to how corrupt Ticketmasturbator is:

                            The frontman said that artists had no way to limit the ticketing giant’s fees but his band had declined to participate in the ‘greedy scam’ of dynamic pricing
                            Last edited by Kristy; 03-16-2023, 11:22 PM.

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                            • Kristy
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 16471

                              #15
                              F A T Bob and his F A T T E R band has a NEW ALBUM coming out titled Songs of a Lost World with a shitty app and some bullshit "secret website"



                              True, F A T Bob hasn't released an album in over 16 years but you know who else hasn't released shit? That's right, your homoerotic boy toy Roth. So go fuck yourselves, Cure haters.

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