90,000 Kangaroo Fuckers Can't Be Wrong

[Kristy]

Mick and Keith who?

You have no idea how it warms my cold, cold heart that the Boomer generation is dying.

[Terry]

Just a quick update on the Taylor mania in Kangarooland. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE SWIFTIES. They are taking over. Hear that, you conspiratorial Republican scum?

Say, while we're at it, let's check in on slave FORDs Stones Retirement Home Tour:




Wow. Think Mick and Keith will do an encore?

I hope it's Satisfaction...and I hope after 60 years of playing that tune that they've 'still got it, man!'

[Terry]

You never saw Crocodile Dundee 3.

Or Yahoo Serious.

[Mushroom]

I cannot recite or recall a single song of hers. But she’s still way cooler than KKKanye West.

By the way, I can recite the lyrics to 100 Rolling Stones songs, 20 Night Ranger songs, and 2 Loverboy songs. Not to mention any classic VH song. Kristy, give me a call, I’ll be sure my phone is not on silence this time.

[Kristy]

I guess Rolling Stones fans can't afford the merch due to their cost for shit like health care and portable oxygen and all the prescription drugs*

Researchers estimate that Taylor Swift merchandise sales may total $66 million in Sydney alone. Swift is estimated to take away a $22.3 million cut while fans are estimated to spend an average of $1,300 per person.

Patrick Scully-Sanders (below) is spending nearly $20,000 to attend the Eras Tour, but for Taylor Swift, he says it is worth it.



The Swiftie super-fan from Perth worked three jobs to fund his attendance including $2,500 worth of merchandise—the average fan spends $208 on merchandise alone. He plans to attend all seven Australian concerts in Melbourne and Sydney, and bought top-tier VIP tickets valued at $1,250 each, for six out of the seven concerts.* On top of the tickets, he also bought merchandise at a pop-up sale including hoodies, posters, and water bottles.

*I love drugs. You should to.

[Catfish]

You never saw Crocodile Dundee 3.

A definite misfire. Though it was funny when he captured the skunk by its tail off the side of the freeway.

[Kristy]

Bitchin' The only people following Mick and Keith are funeral directors.

[Nitro Express]

What competition does she have? When there was a real radio and MTV driven music industry you had to be a great dancer and or singer to make it big. She seems to be the only thing on the menu. She doesn’t suck but she ain’t that great.

[Kristy]

The GREAT TAYLOR sold around 91000 tickets for each of her 3 Melbourne performances. Assuming an average $200 per ticket, after all her costs are taken out, she made nearly 3 million per hour. How much did Mick and Keith make? Each day, she also pumped over 20 million directly into the Victoria economy, plus who knows how much indirectly she made the state. At least Taylor delivers a reasonably clean concert that a parent could take their daughters to unlike that date rape filth music slave FORD listens to.

[Nitro Express]

More like MelBoring it’s such a Ho hum city.

[Kristy]

Just a quick update on the Taylor mania in Kangarooland. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE SWIFTIES. They are taking over. Hear that, you conspiratorial Republican scum?

Say, while we're at it, let's check in on slave FORDs Stones Retirement Home Tour:




Wow. Think Mick and Keith will do an encore?

[Seshmeister]

90,000 Kangaroo Fuckers Can't Be Wrong

You never saw Crocodile Dundee 3.

[Kristy]

OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! It's Tay-Tay in Aus-Stray

[Kristy]

Look! Tay-Tay is a "tortured songwriter" Unlike, say, your Boomer Vomit which no longer actually writes songs anymore

[Kristy]

slave FORD wished his AARP washed-up Stones could rock as much as this: