Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd! New taylor swift album

[Kristy]

Not only does the great Taylor have NEW ALBUM out it's a surprise double album.



So all of you retards can eat a shit out of my F A T ass because America's greatest gift to the world Taylor Swift suffers for her art (hence the title) whereas you anti-American Taylor haters (slave FORD) suffer for your nostalgia. Your vomit bands are dying - quite literally.

" I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours.”

You're god damn right it is.

Stay tuned. Taylor is back!

[Seshmeister]

Oh have you spotted The Blue Nile reference, a local band here back in the day...?

[Kristy]

I've only done weed to A Walk Across the Rooftops which is a great album by a great Scottish band. Granted, they not your fav like Snow Patrol but A Walk Across the Rooftops is great for rainy dreary days reading shit like Jane Austin while stoned. Seems Taylor went a little emo on this record working with Aaron Dessner of The National and Jack’s Bleachers bandmates Zem Audu, and Mikey Freedom Hart. Even the drummer from Wilco plays on it. Now, that's suffering.

[Mushroom]

I’m suffering right now

[Kristy]

Aren't you running late for your Loverboy Fan Convention in your mother's basement?

[Mushroom]

Seriously, I wonder how Taylor will look at 60 versus plastic Botox Madonna. I just see Taylor as down to earth au naturale and she will be pretty. But she’s still not my type

[Mushroom]

Aren't you running late for your Loverboy Fan Convention in your mother's basement?

That’s why I’m suffering

[Kristy]

Oh, "your type" has already been established

[Nitro Express]

Oh, "your type" has already been established

See what the Sammy tacos at the Cabo Wabo do to people? As long as Taylor stays away from anything Sammy Hagar she might be safe.

[Nitro Express]

Taylor is ok but we all know she’s huge because there’s a big marketing machine behind her. She gets levels of promotion most artists don’t. Oh she has to do the PR and song and dance but a talent scout would have no problem finding other people who could do it just as well if not better.

[Nitro Express]

The road to mega stardom is straight and narrow and controlled by a select few. If you like Wall Street choosing your entertainment then go ahead and be enamored by the mega stars.

[Kristy]

The road to mega stardom is straight and narrow and controlled by a select few. If you like Wall Street choosing your entertainment then go ahead and be enamored by the mega stars.

[Nitro Express]

So says the corporate slave.

[FORD]

Oh, "your type" has already been established

Remember the Hero.... sandwiches.

[Kristy]

Taylor in France.

Now I have to ask. What in the fuck is wrong with France?