Virgin Mary sightings

[Switch84]

Originally posted by chunkashin!!
this is ridiculous... i remember on the news about a sighting of the virgin mary being in a random french bakery thingy... how stupid.

Yeah! That's about as retarded as folks seeing Elvis working in a Burger King in Kalamazoo, Michigan!

I think Mary and Elvis (along with other departed figures) are a comfort to folks. That's cool. Imagining them 'appearing' in odd places seems a bit neurotic.

[BITEYOASS]

What's next? A virgin mary sighting on a piss stain?

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I wonder what Dave's doing right now...

Lookin at Hagars face on his grilled cheese sandwich???

[LickMyCream]

What if some guy just ate that sandwich not knowing what it was?

[DeadOrAlive]

THAT would suck.. LMAO!!!!

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Jesus Christ. Sorry.

Thou art forgiven

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Switch84


Sorry, Ally. We non-Catholic Christians don't hold Mary in such high regard as you all do. We love and appreciate her, but it's her son that gets the most props.

[Jesus Christ]

Now as to the subject.....

Why would Mom appear in a cheese sandwich? Verily, what would be her purpose in doing so.

For it is written that there shall be signs and wonders in the last days, but my Mom appearing in thy lunch was not part of the deal.

Just because I used bread to symbolize My body doesn't mean Mom and I are going to do a world tour of bakeries. And besides, the Catholics use those little crackers to represent Me instead of bread anyhow.

[FORD]

Ken Schram Commentary: Get Your Grilled Cheese Miracle Here

November 24, 2004

By Ken Schram

SEATTLE -

$28,000.

That's how much a casino paid for a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich said to have an image of the Virgin Mary burned into it.

The iconic snack was sold on eBay by a Florida woman who almost bit off more than she could chew before discovering what she terms "The Miracle."

Well, I've grilled up some 'miracles' of my own.

I didn't know what images would turn up on the gooey concoctions, but I reasoned that whatever they were, I could turn them into cash - which would then be turned into charitable donations.

The money will be going to "TOYS FOR TOTS", so be generous.

Here's how it works: Pick the grilled sandwich image that strikes your fancy and e-mail me a bid. The highest bid I receive by next Tuesday, 12/1/04 will be the winner.

Now, let's see what we've got...

Whoa!


Lookee here: Tim Eyman!

Not exactly a "miracle", but cheesy none-the-less.

And look:

If that's not a picture of Elvis, I'll eat it - and just for good measure, the background feels just like velvet.

Now, turn your head and look at this one from different angles.

Yep. That, ladies and gentlemen, is an image of our own Dan Lewis - WITH A CREW CUT!

With this one, you need to squint your eyes a little.

If you do it just right, this one looks just like President George W. Bush, which stands to reason 'cause it's the only one made with Cheez Whiz.

There you have 'em: Four grilled "miracles."

Remember, think "TOYS FOR TOTS", and e-mail me.

The bidding begins at 5 bucks.

Happy Thanksgiving.

If you want to place a bid, or share your thoughts with Ken Schram, you can e-mail him at kenschram@komo4news.com

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by LickMyCream
What if some guy just ate that sandwich not knowing what it was?

They'd say, "holy shit!!! This is one fucking stale sandwich!"

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Just because I used bread to symbolize My body doesn't mean Mom and I are going to do a world tour of bakeries.

LMAO!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by FORD
Ken Schram Commentary: Get Your Grilled Cheese Miracle Here

November 24, 2004

By Ken Schram

This in itself should be in a thread and stickied. No where to find out how this is doing money-wise, eh?

[DeadOrAlive]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Thou art forgiven

God bless you Jesus Christ!

[chunkashin!!]

Bloody toast!!, Hmm, suppose its some sort of conspiracy act from toaster makers and churches all around the world? AAHH!!!