Fuck Fuck Fuck

[DLRdelight!]

This is fucking insane

[Flash Bastard]

Re: Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
haha! No, I don't, which makes my name stay on the who's online for forever. What the FUCK is up with that? :p

Although, I wasn't here for all of Thursday eveining and all of Friday

[lms2]

I think fuck is the most misused word in the english language.

For instance...

Ally Kat never fucking logs out.

If Ally Kat is fucking, I should hope logging out would be the least of her worries. If she is not fucking, why should she log out?

Alex is not a "fucking pussy". I think bars should have a "fucking pussy" section, sort of like restaurants have a non-smoking section. That way everyone would automatically know what everyone else was looking for and a girl could have a drink in peace, if she is not out to get a little.. and men wouldn't waste their time on women who were not interested. Of course, after a few drinks, some of the "non fucking pussy" people may decide to move to the fucking pussy section.

I don't give a fuck! Are you a virgin? Unless the answer is yes, I demand you quit using this phrase. Apparently you have given a fuck, and odds are you will give a fuck again. So get the fuck over it already.

I love the variations on this one as well. I don't give a flying fuck etc.... don't knock it till you've tried it!

WTF... classic. Are you asking what is a fuck? That could explain what is wrong with a lot of people around here.

The list goes on, but fuck it... (now there is another one.... )

[Flash Bastard]

LMS, let's just celebrate the word fuck.

I like it, I hope you do too.

[lms2]

the word fuck, or fucking ?

Okay. Lets celebrate!

[Dan]

You are all Fucking nuts.

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by lms2
the word fuck, or fucking ?

Both!

Next time you use the word fuck I expect you to smile.

[Flash Bastard]

Dan's got the right fucking idea.

[MAX]

To the tune of "Jingle Bells" hell, they recorded a dog barking it!!!!

<marquee direction=left> fuck, fuck, fuck.......... fuck, fuck, fuck..... fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK...... fuck, fuck, fuck, fu....fu.....fu...... fuck...Fucking all the way!!!!!</marquee>

[YankeeRose]

"Seven words that can't be said on television...shit, piss, fuck, cunt, motherfucker, cocksucker, and tits.".....George Carlin

[Ally_Kat]

Re: Re: Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck

Originally posted by MAX
You were obviously busy making homemade ice cream, eh?

I wish!

wait -- this post is a lil too kosher.

I fucking wish you fucking fucker!

[MAX]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I wish!

wait -- this post is a lil too kosher.

I fucking wish you fucking fucker!

Well, I wish you a fucking happy fucking holiday season!!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Perhaps of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "FUCK." It is a magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck), or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), or it can be an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John), a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck), or an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you see, there are few words with the versatility of "FUCK."

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"

Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression: "Fuck you!"

Disgust: "Fuck me!"

Confusion: "What the fuck...?"

Difficulty: "I don't get this fucking business."

Despair: "Fucked again."

Incompetence: "He fucks everything up."

Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"

Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!"

Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass."



It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal: "Motherfucker."

It can be political: "Fuck tip O'Neill."


And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?" And last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say fuck? Use it in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.

TODAY.......say to someone: "FUCK YOU!"

[Ally_Kat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fuck Fuck Fuck

Originally posted by MAX
Well, I wish you a fucking happy fucking holiday season!!!!

Of fucking course, your holidays should be infuckingcredible, too, fuckmaster. Let the beer be fucking cold, the food fucking hot, but not mother fuckingly hot (cuz that's bad ), and the merring be fanfuckingtastic.

[MAX]

Ha Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Fucking Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!!!!

It will all be fucking stellar and the fucking same goes for you babe!!!!