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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    Fritu kace

    Thought soemof y9ou might like to tyr some of miy fruitcke - i vahe a new
    > recipre fro this batch.
    > MEryy Christmas and hope you are all feeling better, staying better or on
    > the mend. xxx Marcia and
    >
    >
    > Christmas Fruit Cake:
    >
    > 1 cup of water
    > 1 tsp baking soda
    > 1 cup of sugar
    > 1 tsp salt
    > 1 cup of brown sugar
    > 1 tbs lemon juice
    > 4 large eggs
    > 1 cup nuts
    > 2 cups of dried fruit
    > 1 bottle Royal Canadian Navy Rum (Lambs or Lord Nelsons)
    >
    > Sample the Lord Nelson to check quality.
    > Take a large bowl, check the rum again, to be sure it is
    > of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    >
    > Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
    > cup of butter into a large fluffy bowl.
    >
    > Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
    >
    > At this point it's best to make sure the
    > rum is still OK, try another cup
    > ...just in case.
    >
    > Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
    > leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
    > the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
    > frigging fruit off floor
    > .. Mix on the turner.
    >
    > If the fried druit gets stuck
    > in the beaterers just pry it loose with
    > a drewscriver. Sample the rum to
    > check for tonsisticity.
    >
    > Next, sift two cups of salt, or
    > something. Who giveshz a shit. Check
    > the Lord Nelson, have 'nother cup.
    >
    > Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    > Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
    > somefink. Whatever you can find.
    > Greash the oven.
    >
    > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
    > and try not to fall over. Don't forget
    > to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
    > the bowl through the window, finish the
    > Nord Lelson and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
    >
    > CHERRY MISTMAS!

    Love Ozzy:D
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • David Van Via
    Sniper
    • Apr 2004
    • 753

    #2
    hahaha

    I see Ozzy here is in the Christmas spirit producing his usual funny shit.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS SIR!
    Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!

    ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE

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    • Ozzy Fudd
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1667

      #3
      And to you, and your circle of family and friends
      Roth Army MP
      Originally posted by Panamark
      Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
      or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
      Originally posted by BITEYOASS
      She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
      Originally posted by JAY HALE
      so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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      • CROWBAR
        Commando
        • Sep 2004
        • 1283

        #4
        Ha Ha! I gotta write that down for future reference Oz! Merry Christmas ya kook!:D

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        • Ozzy Fudd
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1667

          #5
          Originally posted by CROWBAR
          Ha Ha! I gotta write that down for future reference Oz! Merry Christmas ya kook!:D
          And to you and your family as well My Friend :D
          Roth Army MP
          Originally posted by Panamark
          Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
          or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
          Originally posted by BITEYOASS
          She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
          Originally posted by JAY HALE
          so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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