New Year's Resolutions!!!

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  • G-FORCE
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Dec 2004
    • 14

    #31
    Originally posted by POJO_Risin
    What can I say...I see flapping tits...and it's over...

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    • CROWBAR
      Commando
      • Sep 2004
      • 1283

      #32
      Speak up gat dammit

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      • MAX
        Rotharmy Gladiator

        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 13001

        #33
        Nice list Dan,


        Originally posted by Dan
        No more phone sex.
        Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there.

        Wanking in the shower.
        NEVER!!! That's like my everyday 'ello to my cock. Gotta stay regular and keep "Maximus" happy. :D

        Put on some weight.
        Luckily, I don't need to lose or gain. I'm good there.

        Cut down on drinking.
        NO!!!!! Dan, drink as much as you can while you still can!!!! Your body will eventually shut you up. Fuck, I get full after a couple of beers.

        Stop being a asshole.
        Funny, cos I've yet to see you at any of our meetings? Besides that, Happy New Year mate. Please drop the "Kiwi" title though, I don't wanna call Seenbad.
        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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        • MAX
          Rotharmy Gladiator

          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 13001

          #34
          Originally posted by MAX
          Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there.
          I'm drunk, so what the hell? LOL!!!

          I wanna rephrase that.

          The ONLY phone sex pardner that I've EVER truly and honestly enjoyed it with put an end to it. Hence, no mas for me.
          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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          • MAX
            Rotharmy Gladiator

            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 13001

            #35
            My New Years Resolution is to talk to DG after she drinks a DR. Pepper. I'm dying to hear her burp with that stellar voice she has. :D I'll bet it's adorable.
            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12194

              #36
              Originally posted by MAX
              Nice list Dan,




              Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there.



              NEVER!!! That's like my everyday 'ello to my cock. Gotta stay regular and keep "Maximus" happy. :D



              Luckily, I don't need to lose or gain. I'm good there.



              NO!!!!! Dan, drink as much as you can while you still can!!!! Your body will eventually shut you up. Fuck, I get full after a couple of beers.



              Funny, cos I've yet to see you at any of our meetings? Besides that, Happy New Year mate. Please drop the "Kiwi" title though, I don't wanna call Seenbad.
              Thanks Max,How's my friend Seenbad these days?
              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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              • diamondsgirl
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7563

                #37
                I already fucked up on one of my resolutions.

                I was planning on eating less junk food and I just had Crackerjacks for breakfast.
                “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • SweetSecrets
                  Sniper
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 924

                  #38
                  Well.....

                  1) Make the days hurry so I can move to Australia to be with Panamark in August.

                  2) Love Panamark more than any man has been loved before in the history of this God created universe that brought us together.

                  3) Hold the record for giving the most kisses to one man (Panamark). (Sorry guys....only Panamark reaps the benefit of this one).

                  4) Make Panamark the happiest man in the universe.

                  5) Give myself to Panamark completely.

                  6) Fucking Rock on my Les Paul (starting a metal band with Panamark, and for him to be my musical metal mentor.)

                  7) Thank God for him, every day for the rest of my life.

                  7) Lose 5 pounds (hehehe....I think every girl has that one).
                  Baby Pana due April 28th!

                  I love Daddy Panamark! :0

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                  • SweetSecrets
                    Sniper
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 924

                    #39
                    Well.....

                    1) Make the days hurry so I can move to Australia to be with Panamark in August.

                    2) Love Panamark more than any man has been loved before in the history of this God created universe that brought us together.

                    3) Hold the record for giving the most kisses to one man (Panamark). (Sorry guys....only Panamark reaps the benefit of this one).

                    4) Make Panamark the happiest man in the universe.

                    5) Give myself to Panamark completely.

                    6) Fucking Rock on my Les Paul (starting a metal band with Panamark, and for him to be my musical metal mentor.)

                    7) Thank God for him, every day for the rest of my life.

                    8) Lose 5 pounds (hehehe....I think every girl has that one).
                    Baby Pana due April 28th!

                    I love Daddy Panamark! :0

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                    • SweetSecrets
                      Sniper
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 924

                      #40
                      oops! Didn't mean to do that twice!
                      Baby Pana due April 28th!

                      I love Daddy Panamark! :0

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                      • Northern Girl
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3958

                        #41
                        Originally posted by SweetSecrets
                        oops! Didn't mean to do that twice!
                        No, that deserves to be read twice. He's a lucky guy. And vice versa, I'm sure. Congrats, you two.
                        Same ole song and dance...

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                        • academic punk
                          Full Member Status

                          • Dec 2004
                          • 4437

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Don Corleone
                          My girlfriend is a Van Hagar fan (I've recently found a copy of 0U812 in my car...). This will be put right.

                          the first half of your post makes me want to cry.

                          the second half makes me smile.

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                          • academic punk
                            Full Member Status

                            • Dec 2004
                            • 4437

                            #43
                            I want to start writing more seriously. Even if it's just keeping up a diary, it's something that I have some ability at, and I feel better about mysef when I do it. It's a healthy exercise for me to keep up with.

                            I want to spend more time with my grandmother and my family. I was really poor in that regard this past year (workworkworkworkwork), and it's something that I also am happier for when I do it. (and it makes them happy too)

                            Also, to be more diligent with cleaning my damn apartment! Some old guy who lived on my block had actually been murdered in his apartment this past year (yes, living in NYC is a LOVELY thing), and apparently when the police were investigating, they were unsure if his place was in the state it was in because of a struggle or the poor fella just lived that way. When I heard that, all I thought was, "Sounds like me!" Not a good sign.

                            oh, and folks, take it from me. avoid the phone sex. you're better off without it.

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                            • Panamark
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 17161

                              #44
                              Originally posted by SweetSecrets
                              Well.....

                              1) Make the days hurry so I can move to Australia to be with Panamark in August.

                              2) Love Panamark more than any man has been loved before in the history of this God created universe that brought us together.

                              3) Hold the record for giving the most kisses to one man (Panamark). (Sorry guys....only Panamark reaps the benefit of this one).

                              4) Make Panamark the happiest man in the universe.

                              5) Give myself to Panamark completely.

                              6) Fucking Rock on my Les Paul (starting a metal band with Panamark, and for him to be my musical metal mentor.)

                              7) Thank God for him, every day for the rest of my life.

                              8) Lose 5 pounds (hehehe....I think every girl has that one).

                              My News Year's resolution is to make sure all of Mary Frances's New Years Resolution's come true !

                              How can I not be humbled after reading that ?? You rock Darling !!
                              I could promise to treat you like a princess, but you already know
                              that will happen. I promise to love you unconditionally. Forever.

                              I loved 2004, it was the year I met you, I love 2005 as its the year
                              we will be together for good. Love you Babe !!!

                              Peace and Love for all the Army posters in 2005 !!
                              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                              Love ya Mary Frances!

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                              • Northern Girl
                                Full Member Status

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 3958

                                #45
                                Re: I resolve for 2005:

                                Originally posted by Northern Girl
                                To further develop my super powers of female persuasion.

                                Find an alternative comfort food to chocolate.

                                Organize a boycott of the mass production of belly shirts beyond size small.

                                Learn when to use “effect” and when to use “affect.”

                                Re-evaluate my belief that “most people are really good at heart.”

                                Continue to pursue my quest for the perfect slap to tickle ratio.

                                Pitch a reality show about men who’ve lost the use of their penis and live only to pleasure women.

                                Support Richard Simmons desire to rid the world of obesity.

                                Use the word “climax” more often.

                                Erase the image of Michael Jackson from my mind.

                                To no longer be embarrassed to rent pornography.

                                To eat more antioxidants.
                                BTW, can any teachers out there help me out with #4?
                                Same ole song and dance...

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