New Year's Resolutions!!!

[G-FORCE]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
What can I say...I see flapping tits...and it's over...

[CROWBAR]

Speak up gat dammit

[MAX]

Nice list Dan,

Originally posted by Dan
No more phone sex.

Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there.

Wanking in the shower.

NEVER!!! That's like my everyday 'ello to my cock. Gotta stay regular and keep "Maximus" happy. :D

Put on some weight.

Luckily, I don't need to lose or gain. I'm good there.

Cut down on drinking.

NO!!!!! Dan, drink as much as you can while you still can!!!! Your body will eventually shut you up. Fuck, I get full after a couple of beers.

Stop being a asshole.

Funny, cos I've yet to see you at any of our meetings? Besides that, Happy New Year mate. Please drop the "Kiwi" title though, I don't wanna call Seenbad.

[MAX]

Originally posted by MAX
Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there.

I'm drunk, so what the hell? LOL!!!

I wanna rephrase that.

The ONLY phone sex pardner that I've EVER truly and honestly enjoyed it with put an end to it. Hence, no mas for me.

[MAX]

My New Years Resolution is to talk to DG after she drinks a DR. Pepper. I'm dying to hear her burp with that stellar voice she has. :D I'll bet it's adorable.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Nice list Dan,




Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there.



NEVER!!! That's like my everyday 'ello to my cock. Gotta stay regular and keep "Maximus" happy. :D



Luckily, I don't need to lose or gain. I'm good there.



NO!!!!! Dan, drink as much as you can while you still can!!!! Your body will eventually shut you up. Fuck, I get full after a couple of beers.



Funny, cos I've yet to see you at any of our meetings? Besides that, Happy New Year mate. Please drop the "Kiwi" title though, I don't wanna call Seenbad.

Thanks Max,How's my friend Seenbad these days?

[diamondsgirl]

I already fucked up on one of my resolutions.

I was planning on eating less junk food and I just had Crackerjacks for breakfast.

[SweetSecrets]

Well.....

1) Make the days hurry so I can move to Australia to be with Panamark in August.

2) Love Panamark more than any man has been loved before in the history of this God created universe that brought us together.

3) Hold the record for giving the most kisses to one man (Panamark). (Sorry guys....only Panamark reaps the benefit of this one).

4) Make Panamark the happiest man in the universe.

5) Give myself to Panamark completely.

6) Fucking Rock on my Les Paul (starting a metal band with Panamark, and for him to be my musical metal mentor.)

7) Thank God for him, every day for the rest of my life.

7) Lose 5 pounds (hehehe....I think every girl has that one).

[SweetSecrets]

Well.....

1) Make the days hurry so I can move to Australia to be with Panamark in August.

2) Love Panamark more than any man has been loved before in the history of this God created universe that brought us together.

3) Hold the record for giving the most kisses to one man (Panamark). (Sorry guys....only Panamark reaps the benefit of this one).

4) Make Panamark the happiest man in the universe.

5) Give myself to Panamark completely.

6) Fucking Rock on my Les Paul (starting a metal band with Panamark, and for him to be my musical metal mentor.)

7) Thank God for him, every day for the rest of my life.

8) Lose 5 pounds (hehehe....I think every girl has that one).

[SweetSecrets]

oops! Didn't mean to do that twice!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
oops! Didn't mean to do that twice!

No, that deserves to be read twice. He's a lucky guy. And vice versa, I'm sure. Congrats, you two.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
My girlfriend is a Van Hagar fan (I've recently found a copy of 0U812 in my car...). This will be put right.

the first half of your post makes me want to cry.

the second half makes me smile.

[academic punk]

I want to start writing more seriously. Even if it's just keeping up a diary, it's something that I have some ability at, and I feel better about mysef when I do it. It's a healthy exercise for me to keep up with.

I want to spend more time with my grandmother and my family. I was really poor in that regard this past year (workworkworkworkwork), and it's something that I also am happier for when I do it. (and it makes them happy too)

Also, to be more diligent with cleaning my damn apartment! Some old guy who lived on my block had actually been murdered in his apartment this past year (yes, living in NYC is a LOVELY thing), and apparently when the police were investigating, they were unsure if his place was in the state it was in because of a struggle or the poor fella just lived that way. When I heard that, all I thought was, "Sounds like me!" Not a good sign.

oh, and folks, take it from me. avoid the phone sex. you're better off without it.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Well.....

1) Make the days hurry so I can move to Australia to be with Panamark in August.

2) Love Panamark more than any man has been loved before in the history of this God created universe that brought us together.

3) Hold the record for giving the most kisses to one man (Panamark). (Sorry guys....only Panamark reaps the benefit of this one).

4) Make Panamark the happiest man in the universe.

5) Give myself to Panamark completely.

6) Fucking Rock on my Les Paul (starting a metal band with Panamark, and for him to be my musical metal mentor.)

7) Thank God for him, every day for the rest of my life.

8) Lose 5 pounds (hehehe....I think every girl has that one).

My News Year's resolution is to make sure all of Mary Frances's New Years Resolution's come true !

How can I not be humbled after reading that ?? You rock Darling !!
I could promise to treat you like a princess, but you already know
that will happen. I promise to love you unconditionally. Forever.

I loved 2004, it was the year I met you, I love 2005 as its the year
we will be together for good. Love you Babe !!!

Peace and Love for all the Army posters in 2005 !!

[Northern Girl]

Re: I resolve for 2005:

Originally posted by Northern Girl
To further develop my super powers of female persuasion.

Find an alternative comfort food to chocolate.

Organize a boycott of the mass production of belly shirts beyond size small.

Learn when to use “effect” and when to use “affect.”

Re-evaluate my belief that “most people are really good at heart.”

Continue to pursue my quest for the perfect slap to tickle ratio.

Pitch a reality show about men who’ve lost the use of their penis and live only to pleasure women.

Support Richard Simmons desire to rid the world of obesity.

Use the word “climax” more often.

Erase the image of Michael Jackson from my mind.

To no longer be embarrassed to rent pornography.

To eat more antioxidants.

BTW, can any teachers out there help me out with #4?