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  • teamaa104

    #16
    got in a fight with my girlfriend around 10 o'clock....
    thats the end of that tale

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    • Fabulous Shadow

      #17
      LMAO!

      UMMMMMM... For once I have nothing to say!

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      • Dan
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12194

        #18
        I was a Nun and got none.
        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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        • THUNDERROCKS
          Full On Cocktard
          • Jan 2005
          • 39

          #19
          Boy dan, let me tell ya how absolutely stunned we are that you again got no pussy. Wow, really dan. Big shocker.

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          • Dan
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12194

            #20
            Originally posted by THUNDERROCKS
            Boy dan, let me tell ya how absolutely stunned we are that you again got no pussy. Wow, really dan. Big shocker.
            Joe Thunder,Know surprise what you got up to.How's your boyfriend anyway?

            Have you recover from your badly skined knees yet?

            That what you get from too much ass in Joe.
            Last edited by Dan; 01-03-2005, 04:23 AM.
            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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            • NightProwler
              Sniper
              • Jul 2004
              • 850

              #21
              evh fanatic should just be honest and admit that he has never had sex.

              Not with a woman anyways.

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              • DavidLeeNatra
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10715

                #22
                I got some of these yesterday...told her "you might as well JUMP!"
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                • Carmine
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7693

                  #23
                  January 1st....about 2:15am!

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                  • aesop
                    Commando
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 1402

                    #24
                    Originally posted by teamaa104
                    got in a fight with my girlfriend around 10 o'clock....
                    thats the end of that tale
                    You couldn't recover in time?? Too bad...

                    ...Make-up sex is typically the best sex
                    Yo Yo Yo

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                    • aesop
                      Commando
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 1402

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
                      January 1st....about 2:15am!
                      Congrats Carmine!!! Way to 'hit the ground running' in '05!
                      Yo Yo Yo

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                      • Carmine
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 7693

                        #26
                        Originally posted by aesop
                        Congrats Carmine!!! Way to 'hit the ground running' in '05!
                        You know it bro! I had to take her away for the night....but, when your married, paying $500 to have sex with your wife has become routine! LOL!

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                        • aesop
                          Commando
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 1402

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
                          You know it bro! I had to take her away for the night....but, when your married, paying $500 to have sex with your wife has become routine! LOL!
                          LMMFAO!!!!!!
                          I hope that didn't work out to about $166.67 dollars a minute...Plus dinner and gas...
                          Yo Yo Yo

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                          • Carmine
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 7693

                            #28
                            Originally posted by aesop
                            LMMFAO!!!!!!
                            I hope that didn't work out to about $166.67 dollars a minute...Plus dinner and gas...
                            LMAO....no, divide by 3, carry the 7, add $29,50...plus the champagne...dinner was included.....as was breakfast.....wait, we did it 3 times. Your figure is correct!

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                            • Bob_R
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3834

                              #29
                              Originally posted by NightProwler
                              evh fanatic had sex with my Mom

                              You're Mom is more than a woman. She is a beautiful person "inside" and out.
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                              • NightProwler
                                Sniper
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 850

                                #30
                                you're?

                                you're = you are.

                                you meant YOUR, kid.

                                Why aren't you in class today LEARNING instead of in here getting schooled?

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