I Need Your Advice!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

He wants to eat her pussy not cake.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
He wants to eat her pussy not cake.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Well... I'd love to clean her clock! I dispise women who mess with married men! Oh well... what comes around goes around.... (RATT)

[chunkashin!!]

Well, We all live once so,.. Why not give into human instincts which is to FUCK EVERY WOMAN POSSIBLE and just go ahead and do it.... Just dont get caught and you should be fine.

[chunkashin!!]

Originally posted by chunkashin!!
Well, We all live once so,.. Why not give into human instincts which is to FUCK EVERY WOMAN POSSIBLE and just go ahead and do it.... Just dont get caught and you should be fine.

Actually thats wrong,.. Well, Get friendly and see what kina gal she is.

[Golden AWe]

Re: I Need Your Advice!!!

Originally posted by Anton LaVey
I have this situation. My father has a secretary who is extremely beautiful and really likes me (as an interesting person). We talk on the phone sometimes (business related) and she quips certain things that may be perceived as flirting. My wife says she is flirting, I say she is just cutting up with me, because I do that alot with women and everyone else...

Here's the deal? IS she flirting? If so, how MUCH SO?

Examples: I call one day and a voice answers, I think it's her, but it sounds deeper (like a person with a cold), I say, "Who is this?" The voice responds, "Who did you want it to be?". I say, "Oh...I know who it is now." The voice responds, "Yeah...it's who you wanted it to be, isn't it?"

This person has also called me the "most unique person...ever" and said she would love to be me (walk in my shoes) for just a day...and "get in my head" to see what I am thinking. Now, bear in mind, we cut up quite a bit and I just take it with a grain of salt, BUT my wife says she is flirting (seriously)...

What do you guys think?? :confused:

Why don't you ask Dr. Arvi Von Beast?

He knows everything!

All the patients have found answers to their questions.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8597&perpage=30&pagenumber=1

[chunkashin!!]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Why don't you ask Dr. Arvi Von Beast?

He knows everything!

All the patients have found answers to their questions.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...0&pagenumber=1

Now thats handy!

[academic punk]

Hold it...I think we all need to step back hgere and look at the bigger picture...and that is that THIS GUY IS NOT WORTHY OF HIS HANDLE!!!!

ANTON LAVEY WOULD KICK YOUR "Ooooo, what should I do? I think she's flirting with me? what do YOU guys think?" ASS HARD YOU WOULD WISH FOR SANCTUARY IN HELL!!!!

You are soooooooo not worhty of that name. I personally suggest you change your handle to "Pussy-whipped and Hard-up".

Once you've done that, here's what I would do: NEVER talk to this woman again, she obviosuly is TOYING with you, and even if she does let you screw her, it'll only be as her little plaything. she'd give you the once, you'd become obsessed, becuase you'll know instantly that you've NEVER had a pussy so good and NEVER will again. she'd stop speaking to you, you'll, at the least, kill yourself in anguish and impotency.

Or, alternatively, your wife finds you talking to her one of these days and tears your fucking dick off and wears it around ner neck as a reminder of who owns your balls (and it ain't you)(welcome to married life).

Either way, you are completely unworthy of your chosen title.

Just my two cents. Mazel Tov.

[Dan]

Originally posted by chunkashin!!
Well, We all live once so,.. Why not give into human instincts which is to FUCK EVERY WOMAN POSSIBLE and just go ahead and do it.... Just dont get caught and you should be fine.

Also you have not lived until your had a STD.

[chunkashin!!]

Originally posted by Dan
Also you have not lived until your had a STD.

Ah.

Originally posted by academic punk
Hold it...I think we all need to step back hgere and look at the bigger picture...and that is that THIS GUY IS NOT WORTHY OF HIS HANDLE!!!!

ANTON LAVEY WOULD KICK YOUR "Ooooo, what should I do? I think she's flirting with me? what do YOU guys think?" ASS HARD YOU WOULD WISH FOR SANCTUARY IN HELL!!!!

You are soooooooo not worhty of that name. I personally suggest you change your handle to "Pussy-whipped and Hard-up".

Once you've done that, here's what I would do: NEVER talk to this woman again, she obviosuly is TOYING with you, and even if she does let you screw her, it'll only be as her little plaything. she'd give you the once, you'd become obsessed, becuase you'll know instantly that you've NEVER had a pussy so good and NEVER will again. she'd stop speaking to you, you'll, at the least, kill yourself in anguish and impotency.

Or, alternatively, your wife finds you talking to her one of these days and tears your fucking dick off and wears it around ner neck as a reminder of who owns your balls (and it ain't you)(welcome to married life).

Either way, you are completely unworthy of your chosen title.

Just my two cents. Mazel Tov.

True.

[Jickson]

Re: I Need Your Advice!!!

Originally posted by Anton LaVey
I have this situation. My father has a secretary who is extremely beautiful and really likes me (as an interesting person). We talk on the phone sometimes (business related) and she quips certain things that may be perceived as flirting. My wife says she is flirting, I say she is just cutting up with me, because I do that alot with women and everyone else...

Here's the deal? IS she flirting? If so, how MUCH SO?

Examples: I call one day and a voice answers, I think it's her, but it sounds deeper (like a person with a cold), I say, "Who is this?" The voice responds, "Who did you want it to be?". I say, "Oh...I know who it is now." The voice responds, "Yeah...it's who you wanted it to be, isn't it?"

This person has also called me the "most unique person...ever" and said she would love to be me (walk in my shoes) for just a day...and "get in my head" to see what I am thinking. Now, bear in mind, we cut up quite a bit and I just take it with a grain of salt, BUT my wife says she is flirting (seriously)...

What do you guys think?? :confused:

There is an old Romanian superstition that what you need to do in this situation is punch yourself in the balls and eat a bowl of raw squid. that should make it better.

[Vivian Campbell]

[Vivian Campbell]

Originally posted by academic punk

Or, alternatively, your wife finds you talking to her one of these days and tears your fucking dick off .

[chunkashin!!]

Originally posted by Vivian Campbell

Hmm, a naked man,... charming.

[Anton LaVey]

Ok, I've been told:

1) She IS flirting
2) Fuck her
3) She IS toying with me
4) I don't love my wife
5) Cut loose my wife
6) STD
7) I don't own my balls
8) I am not worthy of my name

Damn, gotta hand it to the Roth Army. We are versatile.

Here's the truth of the matter. I was just a gigolo in my early years, but I've been married quite a while now and never gave cheating a moment's thought. Until recently...

Truth of the matter is...I LUST. I am a guy. But, when it comes down to it, I don't think I could actually cheat. Anyway, thanks for the advice.