Happy Birthday Max ! Chapter Two

[MAX]

Thanks Rikk!!!

Today's been great and I appreciate all of the well wishes. You know that you are a stellar bro as well.

Your friend,

Jer

[rustoffa]

Happy birthday MAX!

Next time you're stuck on one of those Alta chairlifts with an old lady sportin' three-foot rental planks, think happy thoughts!

[MAX]

Thanks Stoffa!!!

Luckily, the ball and chain skiis as well.

Speaking of hitting the slopes, I thought you were going to bail through here in Dec and we were going to go?

My gosh, you know how many titty pics I've received today? Do I really come off as that big of a horndog? :confused:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
My gosh, you know how many titty pics I've received today? Do I really come off as that big of a horndog? :confused:

Everyone knows, boy. It's no big deal. We'll be posting naked pics of GUWAPO for you tomorrow.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
We'll be posting naked pics of GUWAPO for you tomorrow.

Please don't. :eek: I was referring to women, let alone HUMANS!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Please don't. :eek: I was referring to women, let alone HUMANS!!!!

[MAX]

Did he just corner a rodent on the hill?

[Nickdfresh]

Happy B-Day again MAX! Carmen says she misses you very much! She wants to sing another verse! And the washing machine's spin cycle feels really, really gooooooood!

[MAX]

Thanks Nick.

I'll give Carmen a friggin' spin cycle.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
Thanks Stoffa!!!

Luckily, the ball and chain skiis as well.

Speaking of hitting the slopes, I thought you were going to bail through here in Dec and we were going to go?

My gosh, you know how many titty pics I've received today? Do I really come off as that big of a horndog? :confused:

The finger is getting better...no fingernail growing yet, guess I need to hunker down on the jello shots. Hopefully a trip by late season.

The only positive aspect of being relegated to nail salon visits is eventually exploiting the sweat shop mentality of the asian chicks and insisting they leave the dust mask on.

As far as the titty pics go, I'd say embrace the generosity with vigor and unbridled pervertedness.

[MAX]

Oh, I loooooove the pics. No complaints from moi. lol. Let's not even get me going on fingernails today.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by MAX
Please don't. :eek: I was referring to women, let alone HUMANS!!!!

What? Idiot!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
What? Idiot!!

This is a first.

Man, you're bitter!!

NOW YOU'RE PISSED OFF BECAUSE MAX DOESN'T WANT TO SEE NAKED PICTURES OF YOU??? :eek: :eek:

Guwapo, I think you really need to consider another forum. This place doesn't seem to be doing well for you.

[MAX]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
What? Idiot!!

Cry us a river you fuckstick.

[Northern Girl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Birthday Max ! Chapter Two

Originally posted by MAX
he sure doesn't beat around the bush does he?

Actually he does!