NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Fabulous Shadow]

hey Natra...
What's the entertainment tonight?

[academic punk]

Fab - haven't you figured it out yet? YOU are the entertainment.

Nice outfit, BTW.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Even I...

Even "you"?:p

[rustoffa]

I'm sorry for taking the whole 1.75 of Gentleman Jack whiskey and leaving the other night......I got really loaded and ended up having polaroids taken while passed out in the back of a super beetle with a montessori school teacher that looked like Eartha Kitt does TODAY.

Look, I'll pay for the 1.75...what the fuck.

Can a brotha just get a Miller light draft for the time bein'?

[academic punk]

Rustoffa -

Tonight is the monthly AA meeting here at Natra's.

Would you like to share?

[MAX]

Oh Rrrrrrrrrrrusty.............

Why haven't you called? Meeeeow........

[rustoffa]

AIIIIIIEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!! GODAMN YOU MAX!!!!

[academic punk]

nonono...transsexuals drink free is TUESDAY nights!

[MAX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rustoffa]

HOLY FUCK....HOLY FUCK....

OHHHH....EWWWWW....

SHIT....I'M FUCKIN' STUPID....

I'VE WASHED AND WASHED.....

OH GOD, WHY DID I HAVE TO SEE THAT....

MMMMBLENNNGLLED.....

[MAX]

A woman scorned...................

[rustoffa]

Go ahead and laugh! Laugh all the fuck you want! It was like a big bucket of tepid fucking water! I couldn't find a fucking side....all the fucking allum in the world couldn't have tightened that god-forbidden cooze up.....fuck me...FUCK ME!!!

[MAX]

Sorry bro but I couldn't resist.

[rustoffa]

Go ahead and laugh! Laugh all the fuck you want! It was like a big bucket of tepid fucking water! I couldn't find a fucking side....all the fucking allum in the world couldn't have tightened that god-forbidden cooze up.....fuck me...FUCK ME!!!

How in the fuck did that come out in GREEN!!!???

Oh fuck! It's a fucking sign!!

My Dick!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk

LMAO Rikk, but I think I like this one better: