NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Katydid]

I'll have a Sprite on the rocks. Keep the change. My, my, my...what is that song? I want to dance fast songs till my boots make blisters on my feet.

I can do this, since it's fantasy bar night...

Forget the belly rubbing songs, since everyone is drunk and smell like smoke. And some's breath is hard as kerosene.

Man, what ya mean? You can't dee jay those songs without getting approval from ASCAP?

What a downer...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by rustoffa
*crickets*

/me goes over and mixes up a Stoli & tonic.....leaving a 5-spot on the bar......

Sorry Rustoffa, I was writing bad poetry and neglecting my barman duties. Dare to 'dream.'

Ahhh...Stoli, excellent choice, personal fav...Whatever you want, you got on the HOUSE! All night. Your money is no good here.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by aesop
...You know...you can lead a horse to water...

Well then...thanks for the drink anyway.

[Katydid]

Who is wearing that spray on Right Guard? Smells like fly spray.

Someone is wearing RED too...Smells like a whore house.

[aesop]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Well then...thanks for the drink anyway.

HOLD THE PHONE!!! I only meant the first part of that

I can drink...I can drink...!!!

Drink me...NG!

...Hey that rhymed!

[Matt White]

Barkeep! I'll take a Jack & Ginger, and keep the change!

Let's see what I can find on that old jukebox...........

Oh YES! The 'HOOK!!!

Boom boom boom boom
I'm gonna shoot you right down,
right offa your feet
Take you home with me,
put you in my house
Boom boom boom boom
A-haw haw haw haw
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

I love to see you strut,
up and down the floor
When you talking to me,
that baby talk
I like it like that
Whoa, yeah!
Talk that talk, walk that walk

When she walk that walk,
and talk that talk,
and whisper in my ear,
tell me that you love me
I love that talk
When you talk like that,
you knocks me out,
right off of my feet
Hoo hoo hoo
Talk that talk, and walk that walk
Oh, yeah!

[MAX]

*Heavy Guitar Riff*

GGGGGHHHHHYYYYAAAA...............


YYYYYYYYYYYYYY........YYYYYAAAAAAA................

[MAX]

Mattaeo!!!!!

Suuup?

They have my Amex in a cup. Tis on moi!!!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Katydid
Who is wearing that spray on Right Guard? Smells like fly spray.

Someone is wearing RED too...Smells like a whore house.

Katy-
It's always like that in a bar.
You need to get out more.
BTW, that jumper is kickin'!

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by aesop
HOLD THE PHONE!!! I only meant the first part of that

I can drink...I can drink...!!!

Drink me...NG!

...Hey that rhymed!

aesop bro ... get her back in here ...

[Katydid]

Originally posted by MAX
No doubt. Stoff, take back your money. We'll take over and I'll see if I can get one of the most stellar women on this site to join us.

Well thank you MAX, be glad to, give me that dang microphone (blow in it and beat on it).

If you can't dj, I'll just have to sing a couple acapello. Are there any requests? I have quite a repotriare.

[aesop]

I'm working on it, bro...

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by aesop
HOLD THE PHONE!!! I only meant the first part of that

I can drink...I can drink...!!!

Drink me...NG!

...Hey that rhymed!

That's more like it.

Can't wait for last call!

Last Call
An' I don't need no drink
This is Last Call
Could be later than you think
Last Call
Before they hit the lights
This is Last Call
But that don't mean goodnight

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Matt White
Barkeep! I'll take a Jack & Ginger, and keep the change!

Let's see what I can find on that old jukebox...........

Oh YES! The 'HOOK!!!

Boom boom boom boom
I'm gonna shoot you right down,
right offa your feet
Take you home with me,
put you in my house
Boom boom boom boom
A-haw haw haw haw
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

I love to see you strut,
up and down the floor
When you talking to me,
that baby talk
I like it like that
Whoa, yeah!
Talk that talk, walk that walk

When she walk that walk,
and talk that talk,
and whisper in my ear,
tell me that you love me
I love that talk
When you talk like that,
you knocks me out,
right off of my feet
Hoo hoo hoo
Talk that talk, and walk that walk
Oh, yeah!

Hot Dang, I do believe that's ZZ Top...Makes me want to do a Chuck Berry step....while I play air guitar.

[aesop]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
That's more like it.

Can't wait for last call!

Last Call
An' I don't need no drink
This is Last Call
Could be later than you think
Last Call
Before they hit the lights
This is Last Call
But that don't mean goodnight

...You ain't the girl next door...and we ain't done! (it was...)