NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Katydid
I'm having a white cranberry juice. Makes me think I'm drinking. Got some Peach cranberry juice too.

Had fresh salmon earlier with fresh asparagus sprouts....

Trying to fast for Lent. Can eat fish on Fridays...

This is what I mean.......

Thanks for the drinks Max

[Katydid]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I have purposely stayed far away from your threads. I'm tired of you and your crap.

NATRA'S was my oasis. My katy-free zone


damn

This place is kind of like a corn remover...(Katy freeze zone)...Al and Lounge Machine are here instead of in my threads...

[MAX]

Anytime Lounge!!!

Even if you are a bleeding hearted liberal. LOL!!!

Seriously, what are you drinking duder? I'll happily share a drink witcha.

[Katydid]

Got any "Gotta Run to Keep From Hiding...Ain't Gonna let um catch the Midnight Rider?" What does that song mean?

I've been listening to classic rock station.

[Katydid]

Well, I gotta show my house to two different clients tomorrow. It's for sale.

They want me gone from 10:30-12:00...they don't show them when the owner is there. Allright by me.

And the other one is in choir with me. Move here from KS.

Guess I'll go to OK or TN if it sells.

Hard to live on SS. Think I'll find something I can pay for and not owe a big debt.

[Katydid]

See ya...Love all you guys...Goodnight.

[MAX]

Anyway,

Just watched "Open Water" with the woman (cos we're both divers and all) and shit, that flick gave us the creeps. Have any of you seen it and are any of y'all certified divers? Heck, I've read about horror stories like that but damn. That flick was like a cross between "Blair Witch" and "Jaws." It will definitely freak me out the next time I dive.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
Anytime Lounge!!!

Even if you are a bleeding hearted liberal. LOL!!!

Seriously, what are you drinking duder? I'll happily share a drink witcha.

Liquor?

Either Johnnie Walker Blue, neat... or Tanquery and tonic

Beer?

Gimme a Moose Drool or a Pyramid India Pale Ale


or just give me a hit off whatever you're drinkin, you right wing neocon wack job:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
Anyway,

Just watched "Open Water" with the woman (cos we're both divers and all) and shit, that flick gave us the creeps. Have any of you seen it and are any of y'all certified divers? Heck, I've read about horror stories like that but damn. That flick was like a cross between "Blair Witch" and "Jaws." It will definitely freak me out the next time I dive.

Divers stuck in the middle of Utah???

damn:p

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Divers stuck in the middle of Utah???

damn:p

Yep.

Funny shit but we do happen to have a fucking airport. I've done Cozumel and the Sea of Cortez.

Drink up Pal cos the next round is on you.

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Liquor?

Fuck it mang. Let's live her up?

Two dirty Bombay Saphire martini's for Lounge and myself.

Sound good?

[Matt White]

"You know the night time-------------------
Is the right time-----------------------------"

I'll take a Jack & Ginger Bro!

Kinda quite in here tonight! We needs some tunes on the jukebox!

I think a little WEEN is in order........

Stroker Ace

light up the wheels and go for broke
stomp that pedal with a sniftin stroke
smack that roadblock caught in a pickle
i'm gonna hit that line like old dick trickle

well my motor's fine and this train's on time
and when i cross that line i'm gonna make you mine

i'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace

well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy
gotta get back to north pappy flappy

well it's one a.m. and i'm rollin' in the car now
gonna hit last call down at the bar now
got a shammy in my pocket and it's burnin' a hole
stick it the floor and watch me roll

well my motor's fine and this train's on time
and when i cross that line i'm gonna make you mine

i'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace

well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy
gotta get back to north pappy flappy

[MAX]

Aiiiiight Matty,

Suuuup Amigo?

I've missed you bro, so let me buy you that Jack and ginger. I only have a few minutes here and there nowadays but life is good. You?

Your friend,

"J"

[MAX]

Here should be the "Theme" song for this place and I'm surprised I never did it sooner?

Smelling like a brewery,
looking like a tramp
I ain't got a quarter
got a postage stamp
Been five o'clock shadow boxing
all around the town
Talking with the old men
sleeping on the ground
Bazanti bootin
al zootin al hoot
and Al Cohn
sharin this apartment
with a telephone pole
and it's a fish-net stockings
spike-heel shoes
Strip tease, prick tease
car kease blues
and the porno floor show
live nude girls
dreamy and creamy
and the brunette curls
Chesty Morgan and a
Watermelon Rose
raise my rent and take off
all your clothes
with the trench coats
magazines bottle full of rum
she's so good, it make
a dead man cum, with
pasties and a g-string
beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass
and a Buffalo squeeze
wrinkles and cherry
and twinky and pinky
and FeFe live from Gay Paree
fanfares rim shots
back stage who cares
all this hot burlesque for me

cleavage, cleavage thighs and hips
from the nape of her neck
to the lip stick lips
chopped and channeled
and lowered and louvered
and a cheater slicks
and baby moons
she's hot and ready
and creamy and sugared
and the band is awful
and so are the tunes

crawlin on her belly shakin like jelly
and I'm getting harder than
Chinese algebraziers and cheers
from the compendium here
hey sweet heart they're yellin for more
squashing out your cigarette butts
on the floor
and I like Shelly
you like Jane
what was the girl with the snake skins name
it's an early bird matinee
come back any day
getcha little sompin
that cha can't get at home
getcha little sompin
that cha can't get at home
pasties and a g-string
beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass
and a Buffalo squeeze
popcorn, front row
higher than a kite
and I'll be back tomorrow night
and I'll be back tomorrow night

[MAX]

That's an old Tom Waits tune btw so those of you who know me, don't creep out with the lyrics. However, tis fitting for the bar.