NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Matt White]

In honor of ACADEMIC PUNK joining the ranks of the SHEEP PEN, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks!

Barkeep, I'll take a JACK & GINGER!

I'll put some GEORGE JONES on the jukebox to put everybody in the proper state of mind!

WHITE LIGHTNIN"!!!

Well in North Carolina, way back in the hills
Lived my old pappy and he had him a still
he brewed white lightnin' 'til the sun went down
Then he'd fill him a jug and he'd pass it around
Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy's corn squeezin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Chorus:
Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
But my pappy kept on cookin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Well I asked my old pappy why he called his brew
White lightnin' 'stead of mountain dew
I took a little sip and right away I knew
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
Lightnin' started flashin' and thunder started clashin'
Shhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Chorus:
Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
but my pappy kept on cookin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Well a city slicker came and he said "I'm tough"
I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff
He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down
And I heard him a moaning as he hit the ground
Mighty, mighty pleasin, your pappy's corn squeezin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Chorus:
Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
but my pappy kept a-cookin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white light

[MAX]

Jeeze,

The Pen is now becoming a full-fledged moffya!!!

All the dudes with the biggest yappers and venom spitters are all aboard.

We must be cautious........

Yo Taeo......

Lemme guess, Jack and Ginger aye?

[tjvhou812]

you can have jack max....

i will take ginger....

[Matt White]

You know it Maximilian!

"Mighty mighty pleasin', my pappy's corn squeezin"

DAMN! I love that song!:D

[MAX]

Yo TJ,

I don't do Jack let alone much hard stuff nowadays. I'll take a glass of merlot.

You fuckin' know it Taeo!!!

I trust both of you two had a stellar holiday? I ate like a pig. lol.

[tjvhou812]

its always good to eat like a pig on the holidays

[MAX]

Tell me about it TJ cos I'm a health nut. I let loose this weekend. I ate so much fucking candy it was sick. lol.

[Matt White]

Yup, stellar EASTER!

Lots of GREAT food.

I'll have to put some extra time in at the gym this week to recover!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Jeeze,

The Pen is now becoming a full-fledged moffya!!!

All the dudes with the biggest yappers and venom spitters are all aboard.

We must be cautious........

Yo Taeo......

Lemme guess, Jack and Ginger aye?

I am so fucking proud of the Pen. The toughest hombres around... But more independent-minded than some think, which is what it needs. Smart fuckers, the Pen admins.

Fuck it, a round on the house for my fellow Pen head-crackers!! My good friend, MAX, what the fuck are you drinking?

[tjvhou812]

i hear ya on that bro...lol

[bueno bob]

Never forget that I AM THE GRATEST, though.

Never.

[MAX]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Never forget that I AM THE GRATEST, though.

Never.

Sorry Bob but never forget, I AM the Emperror to your Darth Vader. lol.

[Rikk]

Don't you dare try to make yourself bigger than BUENO BOB when it comes to the Dark Side of the Force, MAX.

[bueno bob]

Don't make me get "different", Max!

DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!

[Rikk]

Can you choke someone across an internet line the same way you choked Admiral Ozzel to death from across spaceships in Empire?