NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Rikk]

The bar is open and I'm gonna have a drink to my good friend DAN. I'm also going to have a drink to someone great...JULIA (not the same JULIA that posts here). Anyone else that feels like drinking can join me.

DAN, you are a great fucking guy. And I want you to know that I am your bro 'til the end.

[Roguesgirl]

Here's to Dan.

very cool guy

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Here's to Dan.

very cool guy

I'll drink to DAN! CHEERS!!!

[Rikk]

DAN, if you're around, I still want to buy you that drink, my friend. Whenever you're ready, I've got some beer waiting to be poured for you.

Your friend,
Rikk

[Matt White]

I'll take a fuckin' Jack straight up!

I had to sit at work all fuckin' afternoon, lookin' at all the SHIT goin' on around here and couldn't post!

WHAT A KICK IN THE DICK!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
I'll take a fuckin' Jack straight up!

I had to sit at work all fuckin' afternoon, lookin' at all the SHIT goin' on around here and couldn't post!

WHAT A KICK IN THE DICK!!!

One JD, no ice, no water...tons of attitude. Pick a Skynyrd song and put it on the jukebox. What ya pickin'?

[Nickdfresh]

Man, I need a drink! Play some lonesome George as well...

Wanna tell you a story,
About the house-man blues
I come home one Friday,
Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
And out the door I went

So I goes to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the rent for you in a month.
Next I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
But for five year she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
Leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
And out the door I went

So I go down the streets,
Down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
Can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
Loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
She ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Now by this time I'm plenty high,
You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

[Matt White]

DAMN STRAIGHT RIKK!

Life is so strange when it’s changin’, yes indeed
Well I’ve seen the hard times and the pressure’s been on me
But I keep on workin’ like the workin’ man do
And I’ve got my act together, gonna walk all over you

(chorus)
Gimme back my bullets
Put ’em back where they belong
Ain’t foolin’ around ’cause I done had my fun
Ain’t gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back my bullets

Sweet talkin’ people done ran me out of town
And I drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around
But I’m leavin’ this game one step ahead of you
And you will not hear me cry ’cause I do not sing the blues

(chorus)
Gimme back my bullets
Put ’em back where they belong
Ain’t foolin’ around ’cause I done had my fun
Ain’t gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my bullets
Oh, put ’em back... where they belong

Been up and down since I turned seventeen
Well I’ve been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream
But I got it back, I’m feelin’ better everyday
Tell all those pencil pushers, better get out of my way

(chorus)
Gimme back my bullets
Put ’em back where they belong
Ain’t foolin’ around, ’cause I done had my fun
Ain’t gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my bullets
Oh put ’em back where they belong
Gimme back my bullets

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
DAMN STRAIGHT RIKK!

Life is so strange when it’s changin’, yes indeed
Well I’ve seen the hard times and the pressure’s been on me
But I keep on workin’ like the workin’ man do
And I’ve got my act together, gonna walk all over you

Great song. And fitting for today's mood too, eh?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
Great song. And fitting for today's mood too, eh?

Yup, exactly! This one came to mind as well...


pig's in the mud
when he tires
pig's in zen
pig's in zen
pig is nude
unashamed
pig's in zen
pig's in zen

talkin' bout the pig
the pig
the pig - uh
pa-pa-pa-pa-pig
goddamn pig!

pig mounts sow
when he's wound

pig's in zen
pig's in zen
pig eats shit
but only when he hungers
pig's in zen
pig's in zen

talkin' bout the pig
the pig
the pig - uh
pa-pa-pa-pa-pig
goddamn pig

[Nickdfresh]

Step right up march push
Crawl right up on your knees
Please greed feed (no time to hesitate)
I want a little bit I want a piece of it I think he’s losing it
I want to watch it come down
Don’t like the look of it don’t like the taste of it don’t like the smell of it
I want to watch it come down
All the pigs are all lined up
I give you all that you want
Take the skin and peel it back
Now doesn’t that make you feel better?
Shove it up inside surprise! lies
Stains like the blood on your teeth
Bite chew suck away the tender parts
I want to break it up I want to smash it up I want to f**k it up
I want to watch it come down
Maybe afraid of it let’s discredit it let’s pick away at it
I want to watch it come down
Now doesn’t that make you feel better?
The pigs have won tonight
Now they can all sleep soundly
And everything is all right

--Trent Reznor

[Matt White]

DRINK UP BOYS!!!

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down bedsides the firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey!I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hye' big woman you made a fat boy out of me

Hey hey!I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I've seen every blue-eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their smile
Went kinda smooth after a while
Takes me to them dirty ladies everytime

Come on!Are you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down besidies the red firelight
Oh and you give it all you've got
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Ah listen now!All your mortages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality
(I tell ya)Oh but I still keep my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big women you gone and madde a fat boy out of me

Now get this
Are you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Ah down bedsides that red firelight
Ah and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Get on your bike and ride
Oooh! O h yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Alright!
Ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes! Yes!

[Rikk]

Now THAT'S a fitting song!:p

[Roguesgirl]

I'd like to buy Dan a Jack and Coke...

[Roguesgirl]

I think I'll have a Jack and Coke too. Its been a while...