NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[MAX]

I had hot tea this afternoon. It really hit the spot and it was nice and lemony too.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
First I serve your drink and then throw the tea in your face.

One of our waitresses will be taking off all her clothes in the next hour or so...

Actually TOUGH GUY, the tea was to wash my hands with. The water in this joint is so hard ya can cut it with a knife! Buy a water softner for fuck sakes!

And lower the bass in your voice when talkin' to me barkeep.
And just give me the whole bottle of WT!

Tell that hag I'll kick her in the gunt if she tries takin' my ashtray too!

[Matt White]

Lets get some SHIT-KICKIN' music on that jukebox!


There's a tear in my beer
'cause i'm cryin' for you,
Dear you are on my lonely mind.
Into these last nine beers
I have shed a million tears.
You are on my lonely mind
I'm gonna keep on sittin' here
Until i'm petriified.
And then maybe these tears
Will leave my eyes.
There's a tear in my beer
'cause i'm crying' for you, dear
You are on my lonely mind.


Last night i walked the floor
And the night before
You are on my lonely mind.
It seems my life is through
And i'm so doggone blue
You are on my lonely mind.
I'm gonna keep on sittin' here
Till i can't move a toe
And then maybe my heart
Won't hurt me so.
There's a tear in my beer
'cause i'm cryin' for you, dear.
You are on my lonely mind.


Lord, i've tried and i've tried
But my tears i can't hide
You are on my lonely mind.
All these blues that i've found
Have really got me down
You are on my lonely mind
I'm gonna keep on drinkin' till i can't even think
Cause in the last week i ain't slept a wink
There's a tear in my beer
"cause i'm crying for you dear
You are on my lonely mind.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
Actually TOUGH GUY, the tea was to wash my hands with. The water in this joint is so hard ya can cut it with a knife! Buy a water softner for fuck sakes!

And lower the bass in your voice when talkin' to me barkeep.
And just give me the whole bottle of WT!

Tell that hag I'll kick her in the gunt if she tries takin' my ashtray too!

Now THAT'S more like it. I'm sick of all the mushy talk in here.

[MAX]

Hey barkeep,

I'm dying for a fresh mango daiquiri.

[Matt White]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

we need some saw-dust on the floor!

Gotta get a shuffle board table in here too. Nothin' like gettin' in a fight with a drunken HillBilly over shuffle board!

A velvet ELVIS would REALLY make this joint!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey barkeep,

I'm dying for a fresh mango daiquiri.

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[Roguesgirl]

I'll leave you guys to it....goodnight.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
DAMN STRAIGHT!

we need some saw-dust on the floor!

Gotta get a shuffle board table in here too. Nothin' like gettin' in a fight with a drunken HillBilly over shuffle board!

A velvet ELVIS would REALLY make this joint!

Hey, put on GIMME THREE STEPS on the jukebox.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
I'll leave you guys to it....goodnight.

G'Nite.

[Matt White]

PEACE RG!

[MAX]

Late

[Matt White]

DONE!

(Where's my mules?)

I was cutting the rug
Down at a place called the jug
With a girl named linda lu
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who.
He said, "hey there fellow,
With the hair colored yellow,
Watcha tryin' to prove?
'cause that's my woman there
And i'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you."

I was scared and fearing for my life.
I was shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
'cause he was lean, mean,
Big and bad, lord,
Pointin' that gun at me.
I said, "wait a minute, mister,
I didn't even kiss her.
Don't want no trouble with you.
And i know you don't owe me
But i wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you."

(chorus)
"won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more."

Well the crowd cleared away
And i began to pray
As the water fell on the floor.
And i'm telling you son,
Well, it ain't no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four.
Well he turned and screamed at linda lu
And that's the break i was looking for.
And you could hear me screaming a mile away
As i was headed out towards the door.

(chorus)

[Rikk]

I love that band. AM I LOSIN' is also one of my favorites.

[Matt White]

STELLAR BAND. So Many Classic songs!

Whiskey Rock a Roller is a fav!