NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
not much!!!! what's up with you??????

not much...i guess i gotta go do the shovel to get a drink

its the only dance i know.......

and im not gonna feel stupid doing it

becuase scotty is hammered, and he is swinging from the Chandelier

dont ask me how he got up there.......

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
i can do the shovel......

Ah, but can you do the Funky Chicken?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Hey Rikk!! How strong is the Chandelier in here?? Strong enough for me to swing from it?

You do what you have to...but no more flowers for Jen. She's married, you know.

[Matt White]

"Tonight is DANCING NIGHT at NATRA AND RIKK'S BAR!!!"

HOT DAMN!!!


If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... love shack! love shack yeah
I'm headin' down the atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the love shack
I got me a chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
The love shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love shack baby, love shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that's where it's at, ooo love baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the love shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and i gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

The love shack is a little old place where we can get together

Love shack baby! love shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies! the whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! funky little shack!

Hop in my chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money.

Bang bang bang on the door baby! knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! i can't hear you
Your what?.... tin roof, rusted!

Love shack, baby love shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
not much...i guess i gotta go do the shovel to get a drink

its the only dance i know.......

and im not gonna feel stupid doing it

becuase scotty is hammered, and he is swinging from the Chandelier

dont ask me how he got up there.......

lmfao!!!!!!!!scotty what are you doing up there???????

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
not much...i guess i gotta go do the shovel to get a drink

its the only dance i know.......

and im not gonna feel stupid doing it

becuase scotty is hammered, and he is swinging from the Chandelier

dont ask me how he got up there.......

Dude, the answer is clear...

[scottydabodi]

I FEEL LIKE TARZAN!!!

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
"Tonight is DANCING NIGHT at NATRA AND RIKK'S BAR!!!"

HOT DAMN!!!


If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... love shack! love shack yeah
I'm headin' down the atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the love shack
I got me a chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
The love shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love shack baby, love shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that's where it's at, ooo love baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the love shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and i gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

The love shack is a little old place where we can get together

Love shack baby! love shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies! the whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! funky little shack!

Hop in my chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money.

Bang bang bang on the door baby! knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! i can't hear you
Your what?.... tin roof, rusted!

Love shack, baby love shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack

hey matt whats up?????

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
I FEEL LIKE TARZAN!!!

come down from there scotty....

there's a beer over here w/your name on it.......

cheers

[scottydabodi]

Look out below!!

Time for a drink!! I highly recommend a swing on the Chandelier, it gives you a GREAT view down CanadianBabe's shirt!!

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
come down from there scotty....

there's a beer over here w/your na,e on it.......

cheers

that aughta get him down!!!!!!!hey scotty come down and have a seat by me i'm a little lonely over here...hehehe

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
that aughta get him down!!!!!!!hey scotty come down and have a seat by me i'm a little lonely over here...hehehe

How you doin', Cupcake?

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Look out below!!

Time for a drink!! I highly recommend a swing on the Chandelier, it gives you a GREAT view down CanadianBabe's shirt!!

hey now, don't give them any ideas!!!!!!!!

[Matt White]

Not much CanadianBabe!!

Just CHilin'!!!

And spinin' da tunes!!!

GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!!

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny,
but yo I'm makin' money, see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}

[scottydabodi]

YESSS!!!! THE HUMPTY DANCE IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO THE HUMP!!!!

KICK ASS!!!

::: Dancin on the Bar!!:::

AWESOME!!!