NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
Had my bottom Wisdom teeth pulled 20 years ago. Got the Gas...NEVER been SO STONED before or since.

DAMN GOOD STUFF!!!

Howz about a...Jack & Ginger!

Great recreational drug too.

[MAX]

Yo Rikk,

How was that drink our dear pal DG suggested?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by MAX
Hola Taeo.

The usual it tis'.......

*slides down a Jack and Ginger*

My dentist was a Nazi. I had mine pulled when I was sixteen and the fucker just gave me shots. I had to sit through the entire process awake.

Oh well, he'll go to hell.

My regular dentist didn't have the gas, just could give ya shots of novacaine. The first time I got the shot, I had a reaction.
Hence, I would then have cavities filled WITHOUT ANY ANESTHETIC!!!

I didn't get a cavity for YEARS!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Yo Rikk,

How was that drink our dear pal DG suggested?

Went done smoother than a guntulous bottom.

What's been in your CD player these days, MAXIMUS?

[MAX]

I haven't had a cavity in well over twenty years. I still hate going to the dentist every six months.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Went done smoother than a guntulous bottom.

What's been in your CD player these days, MAXIMUS?

Awesome.

Well, this song has been getting a lot of airplay in my car as of late so let's throw it on the jukebox, mmmmmmk:

SIR PSYCHO SEXY


A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

WAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
There’s a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Booty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met one time
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind

[chorus]
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's
the man

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spread your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

[chorus]

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down ....
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while……………

:D :D :D :D :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spread your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

Me likes that part...

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Me likes that part...

Oh yeah? Just like your avatar huh?

Who was the one with the "twinkie" sig? I cannot remember?

[diamondsgirl]

"Nothin' says lovin' like Moonshine and Twinkies"

that was mine from like 5 years ago

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
"Nothin' says lovin' like Moonshine and Twinkies"

that was mine from like 5 years ago

A little bit before my time.

There was one of the bar dudes, coulda even been DIF who said "Beer, twinkies and porn. Oh my." Do you remember that? It goes back a bit.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
[B]Awesome.

Well, this song has been getting a lot of airplay in my car as of late so let's throw it on the jukebox, mmmmmmk:

[i]SIR PSYCHO SEXY

Still my favorite CHILI PEPPERS tune.

[Rikk]

I'll never get tired of your avatar, DG.:p

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Still my favorite CHILI PEPPERS tune.

Me too. It's like always kind of been a theme song of mine. Dude, you should have seen how balls out nuts I went when they played it at Lolapalooza in '92. Fuck, I was singin and struttin' it like I was on stage.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
A little bit before my time.

There was one of the bar dudes, coulda even been DIF who said "Beer, twinkies and porn. Oh my." Do you remember that? It goes back a bit.

wasn't DIF, I don't think. His were usually quotes from other posters saying stupid shit.

not sure on that one

maybe wolf or T5?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'll never get tired of your avatar, DG.:p