NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Rikk]

I know the harpoon scene is your favorite scene. But you know what that makes you?

[MAX]

Foookin' STUMPED!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Foookin' STUMPED!!!

Doofus.

It makes you SHIT OUT OF LUCK.

[vanzilla]

Happy Memorial Day Fellas -

Can't stay long - just wanted to drop by and say hello.

Catch you tomorrow!

VZ

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Doofus.

It makes you SHIT OUT OF LUCK.

Marvelous.....

[Rikk]

Swell.

[MAX]

I knew that one was next.

[MAX]

A little ditty my brother and I wrote together years ago but I've updated it.

Hagaritaville by Endless Buffet

Chowin' on poundcake
Watchin' the pies bake
All of my food is deep fried in oil
Eatin' my onion rings
And snackin' down chicken wings
Smell those chili-dogs that are wrapped up in foil

Chorus:
Gainin' weight again in Hagaritaville
Searchin' under a thick layer of gunt
Some people claim that it's my thyroid to blame
But I know, everyone thinks I'm a cunt

I do love this cheddar
It fills out my sweater
Nothin' to share cause I'm eating for fifty two (5150 just ain't enuff)
But it's a huge nacho platter
And the cheese gets me fatter
Give me some more of that cheese that looks exactly like glue

Chorus:
Gainin' weight again in Hagaritaville
Searchin' under a thick layer of gunt
Some people claim that it's my thyroid to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my cunt

I blew out my gunt....flop!
While slurpin' the stove-top
Ate my meal had to cruise on back home
But there's food in the freezer
And soon it will render
That deep-fried concoction that helps me hang on

Gainin' weight again in Hagaritaville
Searchin' under thick layers of gunt
Some people claim that it's my thyroid to blame
But I know, it's my own rotten cunt
Yes and some people claim that it's my thyroid to blame
And I know it's my own smelly cunt

:D

[canadiandlrgirl]

hey everyone!!!what's up?:D

[MAX]

Hi CG,

I don't see anybody else up.

I'll have a drink with you though.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Hi CG,

I don't see anybody else up.

I'll have a drink with you though.

sure i could use a cold one

[MAX]

You wanna beeya or somethin' else? What's your flavor?

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
You wanna beeya or somethin' else? What's your flavor?

mmmmm surprise me

[MAX]

Sorry to be such a bore but I'll need a hint. What stuff do you like? I bartended for many years so I can come up with something.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by MAX


Sorry to be such a bore but I'll need a hint. What stuff do you like? I bartended for many years so I can come up with something.

hmmmm hows about a bloody mary!