NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Dan]

Good Evening,CG,DG and Max.

[Dan]

Need Drink now...Please,still at work.

[diamondsgirl]

of course not, CG

but some of that stuff is funny as hell no matter who its about

IMO anyway

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
CG, nobody has any beef with you. However, even you must admit all the whining that followed was one of the most pathetic scenes ever seen at the Army. He was a pussy leaving the way he did. I just hope that fag Guwapo follows his lead. Thankfully he left a lot of sauce behind so the sheep will not go hungry.

the sheep will all have sauce stains on their pretty white fleece :D

[MAX]

Hi Dan.

See, now my boy Dan is a queeya just like myself and I'll bet even he thought The Ragu display was gay too.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Good Evening,CG,DG and Max.

good evening dan

how is you?

and HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!

~throws confetti~

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
the sheep will all have sauce stains on their pretty white fleece :D

No, we'll make flannies out of the wool long before it gets any stains on it.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
CG, nobody has any beef with you. However, even you must admit all the whining that followed was one of the most pathetic scenes ever seen at the Army. He was a pussy leaving the way he did. I just hope that fag Guwapo follows his lead. Thankfully he left a lot of sauce behind so the sheep will not go hungry.

ya but that was his choice to leave...
if the problem is with Guwapo...than why is every1 giving Carmine a hard time....
i don't get it

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Good Evening,CG,DG and Max.

good evening to you too...
and how are you?

[MAX]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
ya but that was his choice to leave...
if the problem is with Guwapo...than why is every1 giving Carmine a hard time....
i don't get it

I'd still like to know WHERE anyone gave "Carmie" a hard time? Flappo played a prank like he's been doing for yeeyas, people cried like a class of kindygartners, he left and that was that.

As far as Guwapo goes, he's a boring cunt and tis' as simple as that. Also, when that crew tried to take on The Pen and The Dump Meisters they fucked up. People must have game to which they do not. Participating in that thread against several of those chumps was more pathetic than watching Michael Jordan in his prime go one on one with a blindfolded retaad on the court.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
No, we'll make flannies out of the wool long before it gets any stains on it.

will it be itchy?

[Matt White]

Sup CG & Dan?

Still need to hear some 'mo Johnny Cash 'round Heeyah!!!

Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.

[CHORUS]
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
Now, I never considered myself a thief
GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."

So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.

[CHORUS]
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.

[Spoken] Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER
This is the COTTON MOUTH
In the PSYCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on

Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it?

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
will it be itchy?

Fuck no.

NEVER!!!

[diamondsgirl]

and what about that "starring the army" crap.

one could say some of Carm's "choices" were done in humor, others might say they were jabs.

if you're going to give a jab, you gotta be able to take a jab...right?

and if you're going to make a joke, you gotta take a joke

[Rikk]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
ya but that was his choice to leave...
if the problem is with Guwapo...than why is every1 giving Carmine a hard time....
i don't get it

Too many reasons to list.

There's more to every story than the fucking martyrdom some people like to come with certain stories...

Fucking stupid.

Anyway, he can blame cunts like GUWAPO (and others) for fucking his game up.