NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[MAX]

Aiiight,

So I was in the grocerystore today and this older woman in front of me at the checkout just kept fucking staring at me. It was almost, no really creepy. It went on for what seemed like forever. Finally, I just said:

"Is there a problem?"

To which she acted both shocked, embarrassed and proceeded to apologize with this reply:

"I'm so sorry but you look just like my son who died a year ago."

I felt both awkward and horrible.

However, the weirdest was yet to come...

After her groceries were all rung up, she asked me the most peculiar favor. She asked, when she was walking out the door if she turned and yelled "Goodbye Son!!!" if I would reply "Goodbye Mom!!!"

It really gave me the creeps but what could I do, fucking say "No?"

I agreed and it brought such a smile to her face.

Anyhoo, all I was buying was some shaving cream and a candybar.

So she went out the door and yelled "Goodbye Son!!!" and I kept my end of the bargain and yelled back "Goodbye Mom!!!"

Well, the clerk gave me my total and it was $190.00!!!

I was like WTF?!?!?!?

The clerk said...

"Your Mom said you were paying for her groceries as well."

So I fucking ran full speed out to the parking lot, I dove down and cought her and pulled her leg...








































Like I just pulled yours. :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Damn you! I had repressed that fucking song all these years! and in one fleeting moment all of the painful and disturbing memories of the Spice Girls just came flooding back!

Oh really?

:p



La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

When you're feeling sad and low
We will take you where you gotta go
Smiling, dancing, everything is free
All you need is positivity

Colours of the world
Spice up your life
Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life
People of the world
Spice up your life
Aaahh!!!

Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Uh Uh go round
Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Hi Ci Ya Hold Tight

La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Yellow man in Timbuktu
Colour for both me and you
Kung fu fighting
Dancing queen
Travel spaceman
And all that's in between

Colours of the world
Spice up your life
Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life
People of the world
Spice up your life
Aaahh!!!

Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Uh Uh go round
Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Hi Ci Ya Hold Tight

Flamenco
Lambada
But Hip Hop is harder
We moon walk the foxtrot
Then polka the salsa
Shake Shake Shake haka
Shake Shake Shake haka

Colours of the world
Spice up your life
Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life
People of the world
Spice up your life
Aaahh!!!

Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Uh Uh go round
Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Hi Ci Ya Hold Tight

Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Uh Uh go round
Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Hi Ci Ya Hold Tight

:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Like I just pulled yours. :D

I knew the story wasn't true. I've seen your pic, bro, and there's no way any woman on Earth would want to claim you look just like her son.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Aiiight,

So I was in the grocerystore today and this older woman in front of me at the checkout just kept fucking staring at me. It was almost, no really creepy. It went on for what seemed like forever. Finally, I just said:

"Is there a problem?"

To which she acted both shocked, embarrassed and proceeded to apologize with this reply:

"I'm so sorry but you look just like my son who died a year ago."

I felt both awkward and horrible.

However, the weirdest was yet to come...

After her groceries were all rung up, she asked me the most peculiar favor. She asked, when she was walking out the door if she turned and yelled "Goodbye Son!!!" if I would reply "Goodbye Mom!!!"

It really gave me the creeps but what could I do, fucking say "No?"

I agreed and it brought such a smile to her face.

Anyhoo, all I was buying was some shaving cream and a candybar.

So she went out the door and yelled "Goodbye Son!!!" and I kept my end of the bargain and yelled back "Goodbye Mom!!!"

Well, the clerk gave me my total and it was $190.00!!!

I was like WTF?!?!?!?

The clerk said...

"Your Mom said you were paying for her groceries as well."

So I fucking ran full speed out to the parking lot, I dove down and cought her and pulled her leg...








































Like I just pulled yours. :D

so, you mean you lied to us?

:D

[tjvhou812]

ya'll want a single

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
Oh really?

La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

:D

why Rikk??? WHY???

[tjvhou812]

cool it now...you got to cool it now...ooow watch out

[MAX]

Screw the both of you. That's stellar joke. It's alot better when told in person but what could I do?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
ya'll want a single

[Rikk]

Candle light and soul forever
A dream of you and me together,
Say you believe it, say you believe it,
Free your mind of doubt and danger,
be for real don't be a stranger,
We can achieve it, we can achieve it
Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on,
Cause tonight is the night when two become one

I need some love like I never needed love before
(wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(wanna make love to ya baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be

Silly games that you were playing,
Empty words we both were saying,
Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy,
Any deal that we endeavour,
Boys and girls feel good together,
Take it or leave it, take it or leave it

Are you as good as I remember baby,
Get it on, get it on,
'Cause tonight is the night when two become one

I need some love like I never needed love before
(wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(wanna make love to ya baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be

Be a little wiser baby, put it on, put it on,
Cause tonight is the night when two become one

I need some love like I never needed love before
(wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(wanna make love to ya baby)
I need some love like I never needed love before
(wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(wanna make love to ya baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be

It's the only way to be
It's the only way to be

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Screw the both of you. That's stellar joke. It's alot better when told in person but what could I do?

Attention passengers...Now boarding Salt Lake City to Boston. :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Screw the both of you. That's stellar joke. It's alot better when told in person but what could I do?

Shut up, fag.

[tjvhou812]

beeyas all around

Cheers

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
cool it now...you got to cool it now...ooow watch out

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING SHEEP!

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING PEN!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Damn you! I had repressed that fucking song all these years! and in one fleeting moment all of the painful and disturbing memories of the Spice Girls just came flooding back!

I liked two of The Spice Girls songs.